Phil Breaks Down Russian Bigfoot (Hopsquatch)


In this video, Phil breaks down the hopping Bigfoot in Russia-- with subtitles! Check it out.

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  1. na na na na na ok then FIRST!!

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  2. that first shit is played out...

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  3. You think Yetis are supposed to be all white? What a knob head you are Phil. I suggest doing some research on the actual subject before making wise cracks that are ignorant in nature.

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    1. I don't think that was supposed to be a wise crack.

      It's just the age. It's just the stage. We disengage. We turn the page.

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    2. Hold Your Fire was a great album and easily one of my favorites.

      Today is different, and tomorrow the same
      It's hard to take the world, the way that it came, too many rapids, keep us sweeping along
      Too many captains, keep on steering us wrong
      It's hard to take the heat, it's hard to lay blame to fight the fire while we're feeding the flames

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    3. Badass. A great example of Peart's lyrical genius. We'll likely never see a drummer/writer of his caliber again.

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    5. We love Rush here in Glasgow. Musical and lyrical genius. Gonna give Hold Your Fire a spin right NOW!!!

      MMG

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    6. Bleevein Rush, you got that right!

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    7. I think I'm going bald.

      Yeah, great Rush lyrics.

      Better people, and better beer. Why move around the world when Eden was so near...

      Yeah, great Rush lyrics.

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    8. One critic said the first album sounds like a wanna be Zeppelin record. Peart definitely was key in establishing what they are: a very heavy progressive rock band.

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    9. That rush shit is played out...

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  4. Phil sucks. He points out the most obvious things, then repeats them. His "breakdowns" have zero insight, yet you keep posting these.

    Does this mark the beginning of the end for your blog. Have you nothing more to say than using Phil's horrible breakdowns?

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    1. Well, you can't really break this one done more than what Phil did. Personally, I think it's staged, but you can't know with 100% certainty.

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    2. Correction! Phil sucks Allah's cock.

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    3. Phil does suck. If you had BF walked up and stood and posed for pictures with your kids, he would be declared fAKE by Phil and everyone else. Any video or photo is gonna be said fake.

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    4. Well thank you very much Phil or should I say captain hindsight my evil arch enemy

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  5. It looks to be about 5 feet tall, to the hip. And it's bending over helped conceal it's actual height. Lucky we don't have a better quality film because MK Davis would be finding bullet wounds happening in the same instant that the film was being shot. Whew!

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    1. With Mohammed riding on its back shouting "Rape the children, it is in the Gur'an"

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  6. Very long arms and solid build. very large.

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    1. Yeah I wish someone would work out its height. Definately looks like some kind of primate and NOT someone in a suit!

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  7. Just on the movement the creature or person at first dosen't look impressive but after it passes behind the tree and starts to run it does. The one jump seem digitally created because it looks superhuman in length. Then the speed seems beyond human capability. But why would this thing expose itself in a very flamboyant manner and then run. It seems that it was hidden behind the group of trees and would run straight back or stay hidden. Why show itself. Now this could be just bad creature acting but the kinetics seem extraordinaire. Maybe this is a tatic of diversion? Thanks for the translation Phil. It makes more sense then the youtube translation I wouldn't dimiss this video until more is known or seen.

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    1. I've seen several "supposed" vids where in open areas they run quickly to get to tree cover. It's basic statistics - right? Decrease the amount of time you are vulnerable to being spotted, chased down, or surrounded by going through clearings faster.

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  8. It's Timmy practicing his "run away" should the DNA studies pan out. He's working on his leap.

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    1. Why are the skeptics consistently right every single time. There's no evidence of bigfoot.

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    2. or honest Bigfoot researchers.

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  9. The way the arms and shoulders are shrugged as it jumps looks simian, but it's hard to tell much else.

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  10. Can't really tell much from this the quality is to poor.

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    1. Could you be more more specific dude? Journalism, the video or the comments.....

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    2. Lol.The video is of poor quality,The journalism well..what can I say and the comments are both enlightening and amusing as usual.

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  11. Those Russian kids got balls of steel! A squatch is bouncing around a hundred feet away acting crazy and the kid seems almost bored by it.

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    1. Russians....russians......just keep them away from milk.

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  12. Wow heres a real breakdown phil theres a lion at the end of the film that lays down 20 yards away! Hello its fake!!! I hope the Ketchum study gets published so we can get ride of all you crack pots currently doing research and get some professionals in here...

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    1. That was amusing. The fact is, the only thing this video is good for is a laugh...

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  13. Phils breakdowns are the worst...can you at least pretend to be interested...Sloppy, one of the reasons no one takes this subject serious is your sloppy voice

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  14. Very snide breakdown...the thing in question is very large, and moves about in a very nimble manner, even if it is injured. Its a Chuchunaa, and the cameraman says so, but this is omitted from the 'translation'

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  15. I, for one, would like to thank you again Phil for breaking down these vids. Even the ridiculous ones like this one.
    Your hard work IS appreciated, my friend.
    Keep it up!
    Thanks,
    Bobby

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  16. who is the guy commenting on this? sounds like a fuckwit

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