Thursday, December 13, 2012

New Footage: This Russian Bigfoot Got Hops!


We have a few things to say about this footage. 1) It's in Russian and we don't know whether they're laughing, crying, or excited. We don't' know, we just can't tell. 2) The guys in this video appear to have balls of steel. They're not showing any signs of fear. May it's because their Russians? 3) This was filmed in the "Flax. Area". We've never heard of it.

In any case, we will need Phil to break this video down for us. The Bigfoot in the video appears to have super human jumping abilities. Is it real? We don't know. Do we want it to be real? Yes we do.



[Thanks to everyone for sending this in.]

132 comments:

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    1. Does that mean "FAKE" in Russian?

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    1. Looks like a huge chimp running through the woods!

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    2. Я думаю, что это снежного человека, и я очень уверен в его

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  3. Man that looks good. Wish I could speak Russian so I could tell if they were acting appropriately.

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    1. Just turn on the captions and all is explained in, mmmh!

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  4. The dumbest thing I've seen the blogger write so far: "We need Phil to break it down for us."

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    1. Phil is the "Sesame street" of breakdowns, but apparently there is an audience for obviation.

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  5. The dog isn't paying any attention to the 'Bigfoot'. I think the camera man is playing a joke on the kid.

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    1. The kid only seems vaguely interested. Turns around when the 'squatch' is directly in front of him, and doesn't even seem fazed.

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    2. By directly, you mean roughly 150 yards and running away, not towards. Think about how far someone has to be away from you to be as big as your mouse cursor. Even doubling that size - but you'll have to also take into account this is an 8' creature and as wide as 2 men.

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  6. The dog is too drunk. Is good dog.

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  7. Russia looks like they train their squatches in gymnastics in case they let them in the olympics some day.

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    1. In Soviet Russia Bigfoot Films you.

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    2. They have a constitutional right to compete in the Olympics, dammit.

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  8. Interesting vid. It's been on yt since june 2010. It would be nice to have a translation but also the original high quality vid for analysis. Where's MK when you need him?

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    1. Trying to convince everyone Bob Heironomous was shot in leg while wearing the Patty suit. He was a good friend to Patterson to let himself be slaughtered like that right MK?

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  9. I wish Phil could get a hold of the original footage. That appears to be heavily compressed. I think it's very real and genuine. You can't fake the natural and fluid motion that is on display. Also its size is remarkable. As for the dog, he could just be an old boy just chilling or completely unaware.

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    1. When you first see the subject hop out from behind the trees it looks like its wearing pants.

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    2. I don't know kids, it looks mighty fake, too me! Especially the last few steps, he is "jumping" like a 8 year old girl in gymnastics class!

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    3. The back story and surrounding details are unknown and will probably remain that way. The only thing we know for sure is that it is from a part of the world where local governments are happy to help hoax to boost economies. This video is worthless. Phil need not bother...

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    4. The jumping makes sense, look at the landscape, deadfall everywhere.

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  10. Russian? I thought it was takin its time...rimshot..ty i`ll be here all week..try the Smeja steak

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    1. i just flew in from albuquerque...and boy are my arms tired...

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  11. What the hell was that? Finially a video that looks like something that really dont want to be seen trying to get away, not like the others were they just seem to not give a shit if someone is there or not. Would love to see someone translate the video to english because the only thing that looked a little strange is that the young boy did not really look like he was all that bothered with what he was seeing, unless he is just used to seeing bigfoot out in the woods. Please someone who know russian translate it quickly!!!!!!!!!! Now damn it!!

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    1. The kid is wearing a cool CSKA Moscow jacket.

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    2. Is he wearing latex gloves? What the fuck are those idiots doing out there?

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  12. I believe the cameraman goes by the name of Ivan Rublemaker. He is asking the dog if he can go home with it tonight.

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    1. no silly his name is Mike Mechjakinov and the dog is a bear dressed as a dog who was also pretending to be a bigfoot

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  13. translation is: Oh! There he goes!!

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    1. This is the real deal folks...

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    2. yep second on that real deal

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  14. The Flax growing area in Russia includes the western slope of the Ural Mountains.

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    1. I love the Urals because the word makes for a great crossword puzzle clue.

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  15. More Russian bigfoots: http://youtu.be/UxpWpv3_pNc

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  16. That is real unless it's cgi made to look like crappy video. A guy in a suit is not that fast, big or athletic enough to pull that off. If Phil poo poo's this one, he better have something to back it up or he's just a bigfoot troll.

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    1. I developed a scientific formula which I have used to calculate exactly how hast a man in a suit can move when he's hopping around like a rabid faggot. By examining the video I have determined that the subject in the video is moving at 108 miles per hour and is negative 22 feet tall. That is far outside of the speed and size which human bigfoot impersonators are able to achieve. Therefore the subject in the video is a bigfoot.

      -Footer Scientist

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    2. I once saw the renowned bigfoot enthusiast/chiseler Albert Ostman achieve a speed of 116 mph when he fell off his tree stand and rolled three quarters of a mile down the side of a hill.

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    3. I had to google the word "chiseler" but that was still fucking hysterical.

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    4. When Albert was being hauled up the mountain in his sleeping bag by a bigfoot, do you think he masturbated to pass the time? We are talking 2, 3 hours...

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    5. Dunno. All of the time I spent with Al we were so drunk out of our minds I barely remember anything.

      I'll bet we had a damn good time, though.

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    6. Of course not! In 1924 masturbation hadn't even been invented. It wasn't until 1959 that Henry Clay Frick invented the art of jacking off. He also invented cold fusion.

      -Footer Historian

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    7. Footer Scientist anon 6:27

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      TINFOIL TIMMY OF TEAM TOONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    8. Thanx Mr. Doctor Professor Historian. I can't believe how much I'm learning!

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    9. I'm happy to help Anon 8:56. It is good that you show an interest in footer history and footer science. When we tear down the established scientific conventions and institutions our science will become the norm. No longer will we base our perception of reality on “fact” and “logic” and this thing they call “credible evidence”. Instead our science will be based on “because I said so” and “I know it wasn't no bear” and “there's nowhere for the owl to be”. Thankfully we have the great feline veterinarian Melba Ketchum to usher us into this new age of footer based science. She's ages ahead of her time. Why she told me that she is going to start a support group for the victims of mind rape. She's also starting a genetic study on pixies. It should be out in 2091.

      -footer scientist

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  17. It moves like a giant chip at first, shuffling sideways, then when it jumps with it's back to the camera, you can see the V shaped back and how long the arms are.
    Look Real.

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    1. You can see it walking like a human through the trees before it jumps out like a ape/chimp. It walks normal speed, stops a couple of seconds behind a tree then Hauls azz monkey/Bigfoot style. If it CGI, it's better cgi than Finding bigfoot uses. it moves naturally compared to the jerky fake CGI on Finding Bigfoot.

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  18. Translation: "There's SOMETHING on the hill"!!!!

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  19. Yeesh. I changed my mind. Can I believe in Ogopogo now?

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  20. HE IS SURE IN GOOD SHAPE TO KEEP JUMPING LIKE THAT

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    1. No need to yell Ethyl, we're all friends er comrades here.

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  21. Tranlation:
    Man: Yahwee!! What is that??? There he goes!

    Kid: F**k you Phil! thats a M F'ing BigFoot!!

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  22. nonsense, doesn't move that fast, isn't particularly tall, looks like it has pants on, and over-long sleeves, just a guy hopping around in the woods. Doesn't take anyone even particularly special to hop ten times, and we have no idea what the track they're hopping down looks like, could be a wide open trail in the woods.

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  23. Why does it seem that all Bigfoots retreat from either left to right or right to left but never just straight away..Just Saying

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    1. Rather vacuous, these three faux blogger comments, what lads?

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    2. Patty retreated almost straight away from the camera

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    3. @paul if they were traveling in a line in that direction, think about their origin point time -30 seconds. they'd be behind the camera person. doesn't make a whole lot of sense now does it?

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  24. I might go find me a field of flax and see if I don't get the same reaction

    ~Taffy Apple~

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  25. Also it's strange that the father and son just happen to be there fliming NOTHING except trees and bushes..then all of a sudden BAM out pops some Squatch on crack.
    Not sure how you say "Set up" in Russian...

    ~Taffy Apple~

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    1. It looks like there filming the Ape creature...

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    2. If you watch the video. after the BF hops away you see him running one more time in the trees. If you look right below were you last saw him, in the foreground there is a goldish brown bear right under the 2 whitish trees.
      They were probably filming the bear and hear or saw the Bigfoot.

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    3. Sorry, no bear, just and old dog. You can see the gray on it's face, looking away from the subject. The dog is standing at first then as the figure moves through the background the dog lies down.

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    4. ~tart~ you don't think that thing makes any noise (tree pops) when it cuts from point A to point B? if you do, then you must be part of the BF is supernatural nut crowd or you've never heard something big crash through the woods. this thing moves with purpose and power - it's likely the alpha here at that size.

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    5. That is not a old dog, look again. BEAR

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    1. LOL. Except this bigfoot isn't throwing rocks.

      "It's me, it's me. It's Ernest T."

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  27. Now if we could only get some of these Snorgtees girls to leap around like that.

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  28. I was in Military Intel when I was in the Air Force. Two years of Russian at the Military language school in Monterrey. I have been out for a couple decades but here goes:
    Dad: Young son, something is coming through the woods, did you bring the Bodka?
    Son: I hear it Father what is is?
    Dad: I dont know but judging from the underarm hair, I think its your mother, Bodka, son? is it in your pack?
    Son: Father stop worrying about your drink and film the thing. Is that a Monkey?
    Dad: I dont think Monkeys hop like that, but your mother does, did you bring the extra Bodka? I am really thirsty.
    Son: Father did you see it! Its running on four feet? (he could have been saying arms "four arms")
    Dad: WOAH!! Look There it Goes!! That is NOT your mother! the arms are too long!!"
    Son: Thats not mother?
    Dad :"Mhmm Hmmm"
    Son: coughs " Geesh Father look at it run!! Can I have some Bodka?"
    Dad: "woah I think it was an Amerikana. Its not running on all fours correctly"
    Son: "Do you think MK Davis could tell us what it was"
    Dad:" I dont know but he would thank us for his time, Lets go we're almost out of Bodka"
    Son:" that wasnt as good as Finding BigFoot in Amerikana TV"
    Dad:" Yea but it was alot more real, damnski I am out of drink"
    Son: "can we go now?"
    Dad: "yea need more bodka, lets stop by Circle Kremlin"
    Son: "are we there yet?"

    After that the tape stops

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    1. Wow..I didn't know there was a Russian word for MK Davis! Which one was it?

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    2. Человек, который видит снежного человека в его зерновых

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  29. If this is a fake, they did one hell of a job with it.. I Have hunted big game for over 40 years and this is how animals react when their spotted and trying to get out of the territory fast. I would bet money that this one is genuine.

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    1. It's also how hoaxers react because if they walked right up to the camera everyone would be able to see that it's a suit.

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    2. Please send link of hoaxers that can run, jump, leap through woods and jump logs and stay upright in uneven grounds with a full suit on. If someone does a motion study of this they'll find the proportions and athleticism of this creature likely fall 3 standard deviations away from human norm.

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  30. I don't know, that dog would have to be totally deaf or just ready to die when he decides to lay down as that thing goes bouncing through the brush!

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    1. LOL! To say the least! Where is Monkey the Squachin dog when you need Him?

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  31. The inflection and tones of the father and son appear very genuine. This appears real but the level of detail is too poor to confirm. It's a shame that it has been so heavily compressed. One thing that does standout is the size of the subject, it looks huge and its movement is so unique and natural looking.

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    1. I agree with your comments on the size but the moving on all fours seems contrived, unnatural. But after that when he hops over the log and scoots on that looked really natural but a human can do that move.

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    2. Joe, the movement on all fours appears to be the creature using his arms to help him hurdle over fallen logs you can't see due to the brush in the way.

      The landscape were this was filmed is brutal. I was a grunt in the army and did a lot of training patrols in similiar terrain. We used our arms to get over deadfall a lot and what I see here is a creature hoping, jumping and running as fast as possible to get away. Clearing the deadfall as efficiently as he can. Take another look and consider how brutal that terrain is.

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  32. And was there a guy in a bear suit too?

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    1. no I told you it was a dog dressed as a bear trying to avoid the huge monkey man running by him
      while me Ivan Rublemaker and my young son
      FO FO were filming a nrew survival series in the urals

      Is of finest russian quality no

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  33. I have seen many videos but this one brought back memories of an encounter I had over 30 years ago.I didnt say anything then because people would have thought I was looney tunes. I recently found a couple after nearly 30 years that saw the same thing very close to where I spotted it. Now there are researchers crawling all over the place making a mess of things. Sometimes I wish I had never said anything.

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    1. You're a tooner and you should have never said anything.

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    2. I'm sorry it turned out that way. I invite people to the places where I have had my experinces. I know they can't catch one. So, I'm not worried. You are not Looney Tunes for seeing one! :)

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  34. I know that name callers usually have a personality disorder and suffer from low self esteem. They have nothing better to do than bring others down below their level of misery in order to make them selves feel good. It may be in your best interest to see a licensed mental health professional. Besides that who made you king? enough said.

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    1. ^^^^
      bullshitter who is bulling biology and reasonable people to make himself feel smart falsely accuses others of bulling. Needs to shut face.

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  35. Hi Shawn,

    My boyfriend and I are daily readers of your blog, keep up the great work. However my partner and I both have issues with the slurs that go on in these comment sections. We can not help but cringe while reading numerous anti gay slurs, references to taterholes and more unfortunately alot more. My boyfriend and I are equal to all of you that read this blog and we do not reference to you guys in a disrespectful manner. Regardless of the fact that we are in a same gender relationship, we are both men in love, that should be the only thing that matters in life. Please stop these hateful comments Shawn as it puts us down on a daily basis. This sspecially hurts my bo Stan as it effects his emotional state to the point where it degrades his bedroom performance. I am now having to wait at least a half hour after we read this blog together to have sex so he can get his mind on track again or he will simply just blow his load to early. I never would of thought this place would turn into an anti homosexual community. Thanks for your understanding Shawn, I know this isn't a issue with all of you only a select few! Now lets get that Sasquatch so we can see how big he really is ;)

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    1. Cry cry cry you don't see us whining about how your gay shit is interupting are heterosexual life with our spouse you fucking crybaby

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    2. anon 7:48,

      If you don't see the obvious joke in that post, then you should stay out of places where the humor is beyond your understanding.

      By the way, although it didn't whoosh over my head, still didn't think it was funny. Try again.

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    3. "Now lets get that Sasquatch so we can see how big he really is ;)"

      Always thinking about the Penis.

      If Bigfoot came across you two out camping and doing the Broke back mountain humpty hump, it would disgust him.

      There is no reported sightings of gay bigfoots in the woods pleasuring each other.

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  36. Wow the JREFs are a disgusting bunch. Zero class. @anon 11:09

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  37. No post. I think its covered by all the great remarks and opinions from all these smart folks!

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    1. WHy thank you for realizing some of us are not dumb

      some of us got the smarts REAL good

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  38. I wondered if the Flax reference is to areas of Russia where flax seed is grown but I think they grow it in lots of places.

    Whatever is in in the video seems to move through the forest undergrowth very quickly.

    I might ask my Dad to watch it to see if he can pick out anything particular (he used to teach Russian).

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  39. IT wasnt Bobo he cant move like that!

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    1. No sh*t. Love to see Finding Bigfoot crew try to replicate that. Bobo would say, "I think Renee wants to try this one."

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  40. Can a real chimp be photo shopped into a video like this, cause on full screen it looks real.
    looks like a giant chimp.

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  41. Anyways I’ve decided upon your for, keep the truly amazing work up. Really interesting articles. I knowledgeable learning it.

    Russian translation

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  42. The legs look a little to bend-y and long, like human legs.

    But it's could be something.

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  43. okay people I have solved the puzzle here
    so let me clear it up in as non scientifical way as possible

    this is a REAL RUSSIAN bigfoot
    what you are seeing is it in a natural setting trying to hurry up

    SO it can get to the PUSSY RIOT protests because he realized that
    the members of PUSSY RIOT are going to face some STIFF penalties and have a very HARD time with the MEMBERS of the russian PENAL SYSTEM if they are put in jail.
    it would also appear to those of you not seeing it that he has already had more than his daily ration of VODKA and has also STUBBED his BIG TOE on the tree and is now seen LIMPING off of the screen on his way to PUSSY RIOT protest.

    is good video of highest russian quality
    and true if you put it in the right context

    see
    SO now we all know what is taking place here

    Dasvidanya TOVARISHES

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  44. Could this be the fabled Russian alma?

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  45. I do believe it is pronounced Almasty


    tovarish

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  46. I think it was Tom Biscardiov.

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    1. LOL. The Russian bigfoot BS hoaxer counterpart.

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  47. I figured it out all the fallen trees this is Tunguska and that is a local crackpot that has been around the radiation too long and is now a superhuman like spiderman only we will call him monkey man

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  48. Hmm, the dog just sits there, non-reactive.

    Yea, that's got to be real.

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    1. The dog dint' bark because that is a BEAR. They are kinda slow compared to dogs.

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  49. Thanks to you John Melland for your kind words earlier. I had nightmares for a week after running into this thing after dark. The eyes glowed bright red in the headlights. I did not back up to get a second look as my pregnant wife was with me and I did not want her to see it. The other couple that saw it at dusk avoided the area for months.

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  50. Planet of the APES,is this from that movie?

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  51. In that movie the humans were running from the apes!

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  52. I don't think it's real, although the video is far enough away...it's just not blurry.

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  53. Я думаю, что это снежного человека, и я очень уверен в его

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