Michael Merchant: Ketchum's Bigfoot DNA paper rejected (again) [Video]
Michael Merchant, founder of Team Tazer, shares his thoughts on the recent news that Dr. Melba Ketchum's (aka Cat Vet), Bigfoot DNA paper was rejected, and is now attempting to get published in Russia.
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ReplyDeleteI did it! Now I can retire.
DeleteBig Dad.
Hell no man. I've been first at least a dozen times. You need to be one who puts post on here to be delivered from the underworld of the trolls
DeleteOnce again, Merchant shoots of his mouth about conjecture and rumor as if it's fact. Shocking.
DeleteI understand.
DeleteBig Dad.
This is genius. Merchant ROCKS!
DeleteCorrection: SUCKS!
DeleteHere come the crazy Ketchumite comments....
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DeleteThe "ite" of a gay magician.
Homophobic much geez! Well I guess it's to be expected from you folks
DeleteHow cute, defending your man.
DeleteLike hey guys, I've been noticing a whole lot of comments on this blog which are demeaning to footers and that's like not cool guys. Like you skeptic guys are totally footerophobic which is really mean. Like I think that you skeptics are really mean to the footers cause there's a little part of you that wonders if you might be a footer. Like I remember my first footer experience; my parents left me alone with my uncle Jim, and he took me upstairs, and he pulled down my pants, and then he showed me a grainy film of a man in a gorilla suit. That's when I knew that I was a footer. Like, it's hard to be a footer in a skeptonormative world, but if you go through life denying your true self then you'll never find happiness, or the magic ape.
Delete-that fucking queerdo who keeps telling people not to call gay things gay.
Homophobia is not a laughing matter. Perhaps when youth stop committing suicide because of homophobes, then it might be, but that time has not come yet.
DeleteThey commit suicide for the same reason straight kids do-because of their cruel peers. The fact that they are gay is just the fodder for the bullying in those cases. If not that they would find some other reason to bully them.
DeleteAnyway, it is the parents of the bullies who are the blame-not people joking around on a blog.
I hope, I am first...but I type slow...
ReplyDeleteDarn it. Well, I got a kick out of the video...so it wasn't a total loss:)
DeleteBut your life will never be the same. You have to end it before the 21/12/2012 I suggest by jumping infront of a steam roller. Quick, fast and painless.
DeleteI was thinking heroin overdose, like a rock star .....but ok..
DeleteYou have to think of youtube, a steam roller pulls in more views; so basically it would be funny as fuck.
DeleteOh look, what I expected 'Threepwood' has something to say.
ReplyDeleteThe annoying thing, at first when he started, I kind'a liked this guy. NOW? I know he's a dick.
^And you like to lick dick so maybe you still like him.
DeleteYou old dick licker you!
Is that it? Really, the best you can come up with?
DeleteI got a reply and pissed you off so yes it's the best.;)
DeleteBut I'm not pissed off and only replied as I thought it polite (I am a hippy after-all)
Deletepeace bro.
Cool dude.Another person with a sense of humor!
DeleteOh you have no fucking idea :))))))))))
DeleteI agree Freezer Boy serial hoaxer dyer is a dick.
DeleteDick Ryder will have a live man on man sex show this weekend on the Vegas Strip.He will take on as many men that can fill every orifice on his body at one time.
Deleteactually depending on high I am, I may pay money for that or fuck a catfish instead.
DeleteI'd probably fuck a catfish.
Deletestrange that you mention that! But I had a conversation with a guy today and asked him if he ever fucked a catfish, and do you know what he said? "No"
DeleteThey always say that those lying bastards!
DeleteWell,all I can say is the best fish to fuck is a Bass cause of all that ass.
DeleteDo your mothers know your so homophobic?
DeleteDidn't Merchant get caught banging horses ?
ReplyDelete^You've got to quit calling your mom a horse.
Delete^
DeleteYou're into sheep ?
You're confused; it was the Cat vet in the pasture with Bigfoot. Have you studied this subject at all?
Delete"You're into sheep ?"
DeleteWhy hell to the yea! I learned that if you put their hind legs in your boots they can't kick you or run off.
That's wellies dumb ass, and 'Yes' I'm speaking from experience :)
Delete^Tooth less Brit.
Deleteand? inbred mother muther.
DeleteDammit man,you are stupid.
DeleteWhy would he consider being a cat vet to be a demeaning profession, and why is calling someone a cat vet a putdown in his mind? Why would calling someone a vet be an insult? That's ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteAlso since Ketchum was hired by the US Government for DNA ID of 9-11 victims, she does DNA work outside of the veterinary field.
I suppose he'll attempt to turn identifying 9-11 remains into an insult, God knows.
We had this 9 11 thing out on an other forum, many people have been involved in the DNA testing of the 9 11 victims. Her company was not responsible for testing , maybe she personally helped but it was not like the government went wow we'll choose Ketchum to sift through tons and tons of rubble to identify the nearly 3000 victims. No it's an on going project that is still active now while Ketchum is playing media games with Bigfoot as there are (as of September last year) still nearly 1000 victims left to identify. Yes she may have personally been involved at one point but it wasn't like they hired her to do all the work she was more likely just send samples to test. If you ask me using the fact that she did this to drum up work for her company is pretty low.
Delete^ Clueless.
DeleteThe Government never hired her. Talk about misinformation.
DeleteExactly and I'm not clueless I just looked it up, she may have helped herself but not hired she just uses 9 11 to get people to hire her to test their racehorse or labradoodle!
Delete^ Still clueless.
DeleteAnon 12:15,
DeleteYou need to stop being such a pricklepuss. People have different ideas of what constitutes demeaning. Secretaries want to be called administrative assistants but the president's personal advisers call themselves secretaries. I don't think that Merchant is insulting cat vets so much as he was saying that Ketchum is unqualified to do what she tried to do.
Is there any evidence the government actually hired her? All we have is her claim. Has the NYC Medical Examiner - the person in charge of the DNA tests - ever said that Melba was involved? Was her company ever listed as doing tests? If so, can you please post the link.
DeleteI've not seen anything except for the claim on the front page of her website, like I said it's still on going with close to a 1000 people still to be officially identified. If it meant so much to her why isn't she working on identifying people now ?
DeleteDoes anyone know what journals she submitted to?
ReplyDeleteThe International Journal of Mechanics.
DeleteMad Magazine and National Lampoon.
DeleteHustler.
DeleteThe Beano
DeleteMerchant's like the Manson of Bigfootery, noooooobody takes his rants seriously. When was El Primo Douche ever right about anything anyway. LOL
DeleteRick you really need to find another hobby. Seriously man.
DeleteCat Fancy
DeleteReaders Digest.
DeleteCat Digest
DeleteMikey's a taterhole. T-A-T-E-R-H-O-L-E
ReplyDelete^Can take a 10" x 4" dildo up the taterhole.
DeleteIt was probably Highlights that kids magazine
ReplyDeleteI wonder what his neighbors think when he films this stuff! Honey there is a guy going nuts yelling "Igor"!
ReplyDeleteMicheal Merchant needs a good "roughtalkin" from Tim Peeler
ReplyDeleteHe said "ketchum is a condiment he puts on taters" LMFAO
ReplyDeleteNever trusted Ketchum. I liked Team Rocket.
ReplyDeleteMerchant, I suggest you listen to some Rush and relax. Avoid the coronary.
ReplyDeletenow theres some advice you can live by,Steathily attacking,bigfoot slays his foe.
ReplyDelete68 POSTS, 4 PEOLE WITH BALLS ENOGH TO POST THIER NAME.
ReplyDeleteMOST OF IT UTTER NONSENCE.
HEEEEEEYYY SNOW-BALLLLLLL
GREAT FOLLOWING MERCHANT. BOY, YOU SURE DO KNOW HOW TO STIR UP SHIT. DOESN'T SEEM TO BE VERY PRODUCTIVE OR TO SHED A GOOD LIGHT ON SCIENCE.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS NO PAPER?
WHEN I SAW WHAT THE STUPID RUSSIAN SAID THIS MORNING, I WAS GOING TO GET ON HERE AND SAY YOU WERE PARTIALLY RIGHT. BUT SINCE THE RUSSIAN WENT OFF HALF-COCKED, AND THEN YOU GO OFF HALF COCKED, WELL YOUR GOING TO LOOK PRETTY STUPID IF THIS THING GETS PUBLISHED. BUT HEY, I WAS SURE OBAMA WAS GONE, HA HA HA.
I MEAN BEFORE YOUR HEAD COMPLETELY EXPLODES, I'M WITH YA ------- IT'LL DRIVE YA NUTS.
YOU KEEP SAYING YOUR GOING TO PUT ONE IN A BOX.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK THAT THROUGH AN EXTENSION OF YOUR TEAM, YOU ARE TRYING TO DO JUST THAT. I THINK YOUR AWARE OF AN ACTIVE ATTEMPT TO SHOOT ONE.
I THINK THIS IS HAPPENING IN CALIFORNIA. PROBABLY IN MY BACKYARD, AREA OF THE LAST FINDING BIGFOOT, SIERRA. WELL, I SENT MATT WHERE HE WENT, BUT HE MISSED A TURN AND WENT 10 MILES TO FAR SOUTH. YOUR BOYS ARE ACTUALLY ON THE RIGHT SPOT, ONE OF THEM ANYWAY(SPOTS I MEAN).
SO YOU GUYS TRYING TO KILL ONE OR DID SOMEBODY GET THIER HANDS ON AN ELEPHANT TRANQ GUN???
HOW YOU GOING TO PUT IT IN A BOX SNOWBALL?
YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE WHAT THIER DOING WRONG, BUT....
SO TELL ME HOW TO RUN RIGHT OUT AND GET ME A SQUATCH? YOU MAKE IT SOUND SOOOOOO EASY. WHATS YOUR SECRET?
OH YAH, THATS RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE AAAANNNNYYYYY EVIDENCE EITHER. SO WHY YOU PISSIN DOWN KETCHEMS BACK. SO SHE SAID SOME WIERD STUFF, AND WHO KNOW'S??? (I ACTUALLY THINK YOUR TRACK IS GOOD AND MAYBE EVEN THE NOISE, WHO KNOWS)
I BET IF WE HAD SOME VIDS OF YOU AND AND YOUR BUTTON TOP FRIENDS TAKING A TRIP, WE WOULD HEAR YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME STRANG SHIT TOO. NO DOUBT, I WANT SOME OF THOSE.
SNOW-WALKER, I BET THERE IS AN INTERESTING STORY INVOLVING THOSE SAME BUTTON TOP FRIENDS. CARE TO SHARE THE STORY BEHIND THE NAME?
DID YOU TRIP INTO AN INDIAN ON A JOURNEY?
WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. IF I CATCH A SQUATCH, I WILL MAKE SURE AND CALL MELDRUM, YOU, RANAE AND ANY OTHER SCIENTIST WHO NEEDS TO COME STICK THIER FINGER UP BIGFOOTS ASS SO AS THEY KNOOOOW IT'S REAL.
THAT WOULD PROBABLY SATISFY THE SKEPTICS HUH.
WILL YOU COME ON HERE AND SWEAR THAT YOU DID IN FACT STICK YOUR FINGER UP BIGFOOTS ASS AND THEREBY BEEN "SCIENTIFICALLY" PROVEN TO EXIST.
BUT IN THE MEAN TIME, I THINK I'LL KEEP A BROADER VIEW AS TO WHAT THEY MIGHT BE, HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE, HOW TO PROCURE EVIDENCE IN ANY FORM AND I WILL TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO REPORT "UN-NATURAL/ UN-SCIENTIFIC" BEHAVIOR.
DISCOUNTING THE UNKOWN SO OFF HANDIDLY SEEMS TO STEEM FROM INSECURITY. WHY SO VISCIOUS TOWARDS THOSE WHO HAVE HAD A DIFFERENT SET OF EXPERIENCES.
FOR THE TRUTH MAY BE, AS THE OLD SAYING GOES ----------------------------------------------------------------------- STRANGER THAN FICTION!
So you are counting people like "Dick Ryders PR Manager" as real people?
DeleteI am curious is his behavior pure jealousy, misogyny, Ailurophobia, a combination of all three?
ReplyDeleteI just dont understand why he has ruined his and team tasers name by repeatedly carrying on in this childish manner...
Anyone guess at what motivates these episodes?
really, it's either bi-polar he makes his videos at his low. dimensia cause he is lookin a little rough for wear. or the tri-fecta paranoid schitzophrenia. or maybe it's as i said the past 3 threads he's just a self indulgent prick. either way he needs to get his head out of his ass his face out of the camera. and until you tell me what expedition you've been on swp not say another fuckin word cause it's easy to talk shit from your lazy-boy or back yard but if you aren't out finding the truth you aren't a part of the solution you're a part of the problem. and soon enough everyone will see that you are starting to alienate everyone around who's next your own friends your family. i know one thing if i had to sit and watch you not doin shit but making up stories in your back yard i would wonder how long it's gonna be before you point your sights on me. as we all know the worst thing you can have is disention in your own ranks mark my words because they are gonna come back to bite you in the ass.
DeleteAnon 7:03.... does seem a bit obsessive doesn't it? I think we all try to read too much into these things. I think the answer is quite simple really: business. If his business model is to 'put Bigfoot in a box' and her position is that Bigfoot is human, kinda puts a dent in his business plan, don't you think? He won't be allowed to shoot a "human". And if this is proven to exist, this is the place in time where amateur researchers are replaced by professional researchers.
DeleteI still think these folk are useful as "subject matter experts" - they know their areas. They just need to adjust their business model. How most businesses survive. ;)
Great points everyone above. He is at least smart enough to know that controversy is clicks.
DeleteLook at Fasano, Dyer, Lindsay.
I guess he chooses quantity over quality and joins the likes of Dyer.
I would rather click on his stuff for Factoids and humor rather than this false supperiority.
Pride goeth before a fall!
Quite honestly, Anyone who shows up with a big ugly nine footer claiming it was charging them, so they shot it ----- wouldn't get convicted in a million years. There just to scary looking to expect the average person not to freek. so as long as you were ----------------------"being attacked", no conviction.
Oh, a lawyer would love you. IF BF were declared human, it wouldn't be a human being attacked by a "monster", it would be manslaughter at least, murder if the intent was to hunt one. There would be a trial. And average people wouldn't be judging, jurors screened for bias would judge. A lawyer could show video evidence, eyewitness accounts from hunters who couldn't shoot one because they looked too human; Michael interviewed several hunters who said as much.
DeleteYou don't think the lawyer assigned to that case won't chomp at the bits to make history and convict a Bigfoot hunter? You don't know lawyers very well. :)
Ya right, we can't get footage, can't proove it's real. Thats what the stupid skeptics keep saying. Now a lawyer is going to make a case? Yah right.
DeleteIt was dark, something huge was charging at me and screaming. I feared for my life. so i blew it's fucking head clean off!
Probably a nephilem anyway, ha ha ha.
Good ol' Fudgepacker!
ReplyDeletewas mike merchant repeatedly molestered by a bigfoot is that why he is so bitter because he can't get the taste of salty nuts out of his mouth and beard. everyday at work i know i'm doing the best work i can and when one of my workers has a problem i don't throw it in his face over and over. hell i know i'm one of the best at what i do and knowing this i never felt the need to belittle people. not once because i don't need to my work speaks for itself. i never found the need to make others look like shit. if you are good at what you do, then what you do is try to share the knowledge. otherwise people see your work and say wow. then the see the other guys work and say what the fuck this asshole can't give the guy a few pointers or something to help him suceed also. now if you put that in terms of bigfoot look at exactly what mike merchant is doing. guess what mike the belittling doesn't make their work look like shit and does make your work look like gold. in fact it's quite opposite it just makes you look like a complete fuckin dickhead. you self indulgent prick
ReplyDeletesorry it does not make your work look like gold
DeleteMichael Merchant could not have said it better, we need a body!!! When is everyone going to get their head out of their asses and realize that no matter what video evidence no matter what dna evidence is brought forth someone will cry (bullshit)! We need a big ass, hairy, smelly as hell, 8 foot tall, 800 lb., dead as hell bigfoot body!!!! Please someone quit jurking off in the woods, put your dick back in your pants and put a gun in your hands and kill one of these damn things, then we can work on getting them on the endangered species list and then real professional scientist can then themselves quit jurking off in some lab and get off their asses and get out in the field and study this wild animals!
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