Dr. Melba Ketchum: No Mention of Anything Paranormal In Manuscript
Ketchum followers can breathe a sigh of relief. According to her latest Facebook post, Ketchum says there is no mention of "anything paranormal" such as Angel DNA or horse braiding in her manuscript.
"For those asking, no, there is absolutely nothing within nor has there ever been any mention of anything paranormal within the contents of the manuscript. That would be scientific suicide." - Melba Ketchum
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ReplyDeleteThis paper is never comong out.....what a joke.
DeleteJust like Smeja and all the rest: "Ive got the goods but you cant see it".
Concerning Smeja....if he did kill a bigfoot (or two) why would he be scared of prosecution? There's not any law in California against it is there?
DeleteSo he killed it but just left it there? sounds like a great hunter and really smart guy...
DeleteFIRST -I DID IT AT LAST!
ReplyDeleteRATS - foiled again!
DeleteNO STUPID I DID
ReplyDeleteYour a mean person . . . . and fast.
DeleteNO JUST PLAYING
DeleteDoesn't she realise that she has already committed scientific suicide?
ReplyDeleteHorse mane braiding, mindspeak, family of five, Nephilim....indeed, extremely scientific.
Give us ONE SINGLE instance of her saying those things. Come on, Saquai, give us all the link where she says any of the bullshit you claim she has said.
DeleteYou're nothing more than a fucking troll.
Where's the link, smart-ass?
Damn- that's sounds like a promo for a SyFy show. Scratch that- it sounds a lot better than a promo for a SyFy show.
DeleteShe said it on facebook
DeleteShe said it on facebook? Are you absolutely sure about that rumferlife?
DeleteWrong!
DeleteJust checked FB, rum. Found nothing.
DeleteSounds like you're another fucking troll, with no way to back up your bullshit.
You must be Republican... Spewing sewage with no actual proof to back it.
Fucking dildo...
Rumferlife is FULL OF SHIT!
DeleteNo mention, anywhere, of Dr. Ketchum saying that stuff.
Like Anon:6:33 said. Where's the link?
Anon 5:51- Obviously you're a fan of hers. Maybe you should look up the definition of troll while you're out looking for the things I mentioned.
DeleteI'm not here to do your homework for you. Accept it our not, it makes no difference to me.
I was in her secret preservation group for quite awhile and stopped participating because it got weird. After that I just read the notifications.
You can kick sand and have a hissy fit to your little heart's content.
The blueberry bagel stuff did come through Forestpeople. The rest was reported by Linsday, I believe.
DeleteThe family of five stuff definitely came from her facebook too.
DeleteIt's your burden of proof Sasquai-troll. You said it.
DeleteI've googled the hell out of what you claim she's said, and have found nothing.
So, it should be very easy for you, Mr. Know-it-all to BACK UP WHAT YOU SAY.
Because you won't, tells us all you are full of shit.
As for being a "fan"? No.
I am smart enough to look at facts, and will wait until her paper either is accepted or rejected by an ACTUAL medical journal.
Igor posting on a blog means absolutey DICK.
Back up your lies, or shut the fuck up.
Thought so...
DeleteNothing but another lying troll.
He (sasquination) is full of crap! I know people close to this and it's total bullshit what he is saying. I thought sasquination was pretty cool until he started blurting this crap out . I too will wait as the above poster will for the facts then listen to people on here who make stuff up.
DeleteThank you, anon-7:13.
DeleteIt's people like Saquaination that are what's wrong with this world.
All talk, no way to back it up. Where I come from, that makes him a lying piece of shit.
Period...
Kicking sand?
DeleteIsn't that what you are doing to Dr. Ketchum?
It's easy to start rumors like Saquaination.
DeleteI nailed your wife last night while you were sleeping, Saquaination.
Can I prove it? No.
Do your homework if you really want to know the truth.
Fucking douche...
Wow! Glad to see others agree with me.
DeleteSaquaination is nothing more than a lying troll. If I put something out there, like he did above, I would have the intestinal fortitude to back my shit up. Too easy to lie, and when asked for proof, say "go find it for yourself".
Like I said. Fucking troll.
I will apologize, with no problem, to Sasquaination if he can provide proof of what he's saying. Like the others above, I don't believe he knows his ass from a hole in the ground.
DeleteJust sayin...
This is anon 5:51, from above. It's obvious Sasquaination is just another troll, living in Moms basement, with nothing to do in between masturbation sessions but come to this blog and start shit he CANNOT back up.
DeleteSo tired of these fuckers. Back up what you say, or stay away.
Enough said.
Until he posts another lie...
All right you bleever morons, you want Ketchum's words? Here you go:
DeleteThought you guys might like to see the interesting stick structure I found when I was out of state this weekend. The base on which the sticks were laid were two broken cedars that were growing beside each other. This was not naturally made. I found a number of very interesting structures besides this one. The Sasquatches were playful to say the least and I saw an entire family of 5. I never get tired of that. Left me some huge footprints for the next morning also. This post is for the enjoyment of those that like this page. It has nothing to do with the paper but I hope you that have seen these types of structures will enjoy the photo. Sorry it was a little dark as it was already dusk when I found it. Maybe some computer genius will lighten it and re-post it.
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Sasquatch are known to make unusual stick formations in the woods. This is a great example of an unusual one. This area is remote and it would take someone with hands to make it and it is also an area that is not open to the public. Those that have a lot of contact with Sasquatch or read a lot about them will recognize this. For the novices, welcome to the indescribable world of Sasquatch!
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I do this for my own enjoyment. I know they exist because of their DNA and also because I have seen them. I have nothing to prove so I would rather see and interact with them without a camera than to not see them. I don't care if people believe it or not. It is just enjoyable to me. I am very thankful that they trust me enough to come out. Of course I have always had a good relationship with many species so I think that they know I am harmless. :)
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Most species can tell if you are a friend or a foe. Dogs, cats, horses, cows or any other animal can "sense" your presence if they want to.
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There are a lot of people that see them easily like I do. Most just will not discuss it for fear of ridicule. I already have had a lot of criticism just doing the paper so I really do not care what people think or say or if they believe it or not...I will reiterate, I do this for my own enjoyment. The paper is serious but this adventure in learning about them is just for me. :)
All from this post:
http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2012/04/dr-melba-ketchum-shares-photo-of-sticks.html
This more than anything undercuts Ketchum's credibility as a scientist. And this isn't even discussing her statements on angel DNA, horse braiding, mind rape, and the squatch's emitting mental electro magnetic energy pulses to disable prey. But sure, go ahead bleevers.
This is definitely what an objective scientist sounds like. I am sure this time footers will win out over science. Fucking morons.
Still, nothing about mental powers or horse hair braiding.
DeleteFor all you know, she did have those above experiences.
Let us not forget, Africas mountain gorillas were a myth for hundreds of years before their actual discovery in the 1950s. And that's in Africa! Where "man" is thought to originate from!
I agree. Hey Sasquatshit Nation, please locate one shred of informtion from Ketchum's facebook page over the past two years that states she communicated through mental telepathy, etc. It is people like you that cause the mainstream press to laugh at anything bigfoot. You and feces in a jar (maybe you are the same person) blurt out these idiotic lies and claim them as fact. The fools on this site (Probably voted for Obama) believe anything they hear so they repeat it as fact. Prove what you are saying.
DeleteHey fool at 8:13. You are so pathetic. You call other morons and state "here you go." Referring to the "proof" of Ketchum's "mind rape" mental telepathy, etc. Apparently you have been mind raped by E.T. Even you failed to produce it. You fool JREFERs believe anything that anyone says. You don't actually believe that unicorns really exist because several of the dim-wits claim it on here do you?
DeleteAs far as dogs, cats, etc. being able to tell if you are friend or foe? What the heck does that have to do with mind rape? You are a baffoon. Why do you think people who have seizures are provided with animals who can detect the seizure coming on? Is it because of mind rape? You are an idiot. It is because an animal can detect the changes in someones behavior. No different than anyone with any sense can detect that you are a ninny.
+100,000,000^^^^^^
DeleteDamn, these blind zombie Ketchum followers sure do go apeshit if anyone says anything remotely critical of their beloved Goddess Melba. It's like a religion to them.
DeleteAnon 8:13, please,
Deleteof all the crap you mention, you only have source for the "family of five", which was never in question. She posted this on a FB page that was later closed. "Family of five" is not in the study, is not her "proof", and please answer:
What's exactly "paranormal" about seeing perfectly normal existing creatures in their natural habitat? For THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT YOU ARE UNABLE TO COMPREHEND!
You believe you're discrediting a person who's trying to prove the existence of BF by saying that the person in question claims to have seen them. You believe so because you are absolutely convinced they don't exist.
Circular reasoning AND bias. It has nothing to do with elementary reason, let alone science. Similarly, a guy once said he has the proof that the Earth is spherical, and they laughed at him saying he can not be right because he's crazy, and how they knew he's crazy? Because the Earth is not spherical.
And it's not "going apeshit" becasue someone is "remotely critical". Implying paranormal where there's none of it and deliberately perpetuating vulgar lies and than questioning sanity of a person on account of all that - is not even being critical, let alone "remotely".
How does this actually "more than anything undercuts Ketchum's credibility as a scientist":
"This post is for the enjoyment of those that like this page. It has nothing to do with the paper"
"Most just will not discuss it for fear of ridicule. I already have had a lot of criticism just doing the paper so I really do not care what people think or say or if they believe it or not...I will reiterate, I do this for my own enjoyment."
And you even have the nerve go on: "And this isn't even discussing her statements on angel DNA, horse braiding, mind rape, and the squatch's emitting mental electro magnetic energy pulses..."
You are a disgrace for the cells that make you up. Such a waste of organic matter.
I hope you are laughing as hard as i am SN
DeleteWell laissezfairescience, it is obvious,
Deletebut it's also about real people with names.
This anonimous posting frenzy reminds me of what happens during total blackouts in big cities or after hurricanes - elementary moral vanishes, and otherwise decent people turn into brainless senseless trash.
Ever notice how Melba's public statements seem to be in response to post on this site, usually within a day or two? Obviously this thread is mostly Melba and Forestpeople bashing the Bigfoot communityto and having a conversation with themselves.
DeleteIt is not the responsibility of the Bigfoot community to repair Melba Ketchum's reputation. It is hers, and it starts with repudiating these crazy statements that have been attributed to her and publicly disassociating herself from magical new age types like Forestpeople.
Don't come back with any more abusive comments Melba. The Bigfoot community is not responsible to clear your name. That is your job.
Get to it.
Looks to me like SN and 8:13 are in cahoots, a bunch or lying kooks all the same. Some people are hell bent on her failing and will say anything, her science though is 100% good and whatever she feels personally about this species is her own private business and not anywhere to be found in the study. Mighty crow wake coming up.
DeleteYa, you tellum Anony! They'll have to apologize when Melba when's the Nobel Prize and Sally wins her Pullitzer!
DeleteHey ass wipes,I believe in the possibility of bigfoot,not in Melba,when she fails I'm gonna split your little skulls like a squatch.I'm a big boy,I live in my own house and I carry a badge so back the fuck up,and lay off sasqui you jerkoffs.
DeleteIts a fire inspector badge so its not like I'll pull a gun on you or anything but hey,its still a badge and I am a peace officer,so behave or I'll come inspect your buildings,that can get exspensive fast
DeleteAnd furthermore I am not a republican but I am a fire inspector so really you can mock me there,anyway wheres that fucking paper you shit talkers?
DeleteDo you really believe everything you read on the internet. Give the lady a break. A friend of a friend told a third cousin of a friend of mine that is wifes second brother in law heard that she said.......... come on lets just be mellow until we see how it pans out. Either Ketchem or Sykes geez everyone so quick to judge things off of what u read on the Internet, really?
ReplyDeleteI would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
DeleteYEP PUT THAT SLAVE TO WORK!
DeleteIS THAT ANYWAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER?
DeleteKetchum, Sykes = La Cage aux Folles of bullshit
DeleteJealous loser. ^
DeleteYeah,just cause you read I'm a fire inspector don't make it true,ah fuck it,it's true
DeleteIf we are only members of the human race,
ReplyDeleteNo supernatural beings from a supernatural place,
If you can't solve the problem Come and tell me to my face.
Rush sucks Dude! Sorry to say, but it's true. RRHOF made a mistake inducting them.
DeleteArt is, of course, subjective. So you are entitled to that opinion. But no doubt they are amazingly talented musicians and influenced many, many bands that followed them. There is no denying this.
DeleteSaw them at an inside arena once. The acoustics were horrible. It was 90 minutes of heavy metal sludge. I'll stick to the old crap on vinyl.
DeleteWow,what tin ears,Rush is better than anything you guys are playing...bleevin is right
Deleterenae loves rush, they call her the working man...
DeleteYes,Ranae is a Rush fan,Shawn,verify please
DeleteNo, no.... Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Led Zeppelin are WAY better. (speaking of vinyl)
DeleteZepplin is great,all master musicians which makes a great difference.Hendrix and Santana are great in their own right but when the whole damn band is expert it is just a whole different level,lets put Yes in there,early Rainbow was a great example,Richie Blackmore was always tweaking and changing searching for that perfect sound
DeleteAgree that all individuals and bands mentioned are amazing. Yes was an incredible band and the Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe stuff that followed was great too. Always appreciate serious musicians in the rock genre.
DeleteWow, I don't believe it! Actually other people here appreciate YES! My personal favorite. (Seen them 14 times).
DeleteOnly three times but love Yes
DeleteObviously, Melba knows who her audience is and it ain't the scientists. It's Joe Sixpack and JimBob Squatcher. She is clearly monitoring and responding to what gets posted on the blogs. No real scientific aspiration. She wants to ride the talk show circuit.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. You don't hire Robin Lynne Forestpeople to impress scientists.
DeleteYup, she'll release a purchasable manuscript. It'll never be in a scientific journal.
DeleteYeah it'll be the low standards types who get their wallets vacuumed out. Lettum be suckered. They are not representative of, or even part of, the real Bigfoot Community.
DeleteYou should apologize to Melba.
Deletethar aint no 'foots
ReplyDeleteRemember when they were confined to the Pacific Northwest? Now they have become the Waffle House of cryptozoology.
DeleteTater hater
ReplyDeleteAlligator
Crocodile
I've got style
Tra la la
I da ho.
DeleteU da ho.
Deletewhatever happened to that "knower" idiot and the other idiots that were vouching for him? as expected he was a douche right....
ReplyDeleteI did want to see that suit
DeleteThe torch of the suit has been passed to me.
DeleteI, the great Bill Nunns, failed minor effex guy who can build a giganto out of bones and speculation but couldn't recreate Paddy's head to save my fifth mortgage has passed such a decree.
In return 'footery will never know the truth. I'll see to that.
All you need to know about the suit is that it exists, it's older and more fragile than I am, and you'll never ever ever see it.
If I came clean at this point I will never see a dime of Don Meldrum's grant money.
You know we're going to build a double blimp to find the fucker? Haven't you heard? Because a single blimp would be too fucking obvious.
Kittens breath...
ReplyDeleteCat food...
WigglePup
DeleteIs it normal to refer to an article that's going to be published in a journal a manuscript? I always thought a manuscript was something disseminated on it's own.
ReplyDeleteA manuscript is simply a text that is being prepared for publication, so that's not particularly odd.
DeleteIt has to be true; your not allowed to lye on the internet. Hahaha
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DeleteJust a follow up: There is also no mention of anything Bigfoot within the manuscript. That, too, would be scientific suicide.
ReplyDeleteThird time I have posted this......Ketchum could come on in from left field.......just sayin'.....least she is doing something..
ReplyDeleteThere are 3 types of people. Those that MAKE things happen. Those that WATCH things happen. Those that wonder WTF happened. .... tkoenig
You forgot those that make up shit about what happened.
DeleteTotally agree, anon-6:37. Let's see what happens before judging...
DeleteYou forot about the 'taterholes of the world
DeleteI TOTALLY agree with myself. Good point, self!
DeleteIt sounds like Dr. Ketchum has been mindspeaking with the peer review board. As much as she might want to reveal the intimate details of Sasquatch telepathy, electro magnetic pulse bursts, and mind rape, she's being advised that it will be best for her to wait until publication to reveal the psychokinetic aspects of sasquatch behavior.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the members of her Bigfoot sex cult? They already know, and they're talking...
DeleteTaterpalooza!
ReplyDeleteRoger and I Rode Out That Day
ReplyDeleteA looney toon hymn by a John Popper looking mofo
(To be sung in the key of Jesus major)
Roger and I rode out that day
Till that log jam got in our way
We got lucky, bar tab was paid (thanks Vilma)
We got lucky, hookers were paid
Roger and I made bunk that day
Roger and I were gone a week
But I said three, backstory's weak
We faked some film of a bigfoot chick
The public bought it, cause we both were hicks
Roger and I had quite a week (though I said 3)
Al Doggg called on the telephone
Roger and I stopped by his phone (phone rhymes with telephone)
We told him about our good luck
He said we both were, lying fucks
Al Doggg called on the telephone
John and Renee they knew the truth
Just what we were, drunk lying goofs
They made maps, of the lies we told
They took shares of the Bigfoot gold
John and Renee were in on it
Bob Titmus he came out the last
He wore a beard, kicked bigfoots ass
They showed no movement of a flexible foot
They weren't perfect, but Meldrum'll sell you a look
Bob Titmus found shit that day
[cue Dylan/Young harmonica refrain]
Renee took the film to Russia and the UK
Those words don't fit syllabically but I did it anyway*
The Londoners looked down their nose
At the lack of Melba's bigoot's emperor's clothes
Renee took the film to Russia and the UK*
The film got shown there was no fix
Munns said that Bigfoot was 4 foot six
Made no impressions on the soil or the mind
Made no impressions to be measured anytime
Yeah the film got laughed off the tv
Roger and I rode out that day
And our lives changed in every way
Roger he died, I signed an NDA
I live near bigfoot, nine doors up the way
Roger and I went down in history.
Where the hell is Leroy Blevins?
ReplyDeleteIf he was all up your ass you'd know where he was!
DeleteSo that means you know where ol' Leroy is? Anything else you want us to know?
DeleteSince you good ole boys appear to have entirely too much time on your hands, I put together a little pararnormal Bigfoot bucket list for you to check off once you have experienced or seen it:
ReplyDeletePARANORMAL BIGFOOT BUCKET LIST FOR THOSE WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS:
1. Unprovoked nearby branch break sounds but nothing visible
2. Nearby rock clacking but nothing visible
3. Nearby bipedal footsteps running or walking but nothing visible
4. Nearby snorting but nothing visible
5. Laughing sound like a cross between a hyena and a horse, but nothing visible
6. Howling but nothing visible
7. Infrasound but nothing visible
8. Foot pushoff in loose gravel, but nothing visible
9. Foot scuffing sound but nothing visible
10. Slapping on the side of your house but nothing visible
11. Loud deep breathing from an open window to your home but nothing visible
12. Large footstep prints that start and/or end in snow
13. Large footstep prints that start and/or end in soft mud
14. Stick structure
15. Tree truck twist offs across road or paths
16. Nearby heavy foot stomp but nothing visible
17. Sudden blinding white flash in the forest with no knonw cause
18. Visible white orbs between the size of a dime and the size of a house
19. Many trees pushed over across remote roads
20. Caused to suddenly pass out cold for an extended period
21. Partial paralysis
22. Rocks being thrown from nowhere
23. Trees pushed over within earshot with no perpetrator visible
24. Hand sliding down the outside of your tent
25. Single branch break response to questions you asked out loud to the seemingly empty forest
26. Seemingly multitude of branch breaking coming from all around you, as you sit peacefully in the forest
27. The sound of a 50 foot wide by 2 foot high wave of faint clicking flowing through the forest in your direction that stops perhaps 30 feet away, but nothing visible (little forest people)
28. Response to your wood knocking
29. Response to your rock clacking
30. Response to your attempt at howling
31. The sound of a large but invisible orb sailing past you either night or day, (sounds like a flying spaghetti strainer whizzing by)
32. Sound of an orb buzzing your ear trying to read your thoughts, (much louder than a mosquito or fly)
33. The sensation on your exposed skin of electromagnetic caused heat energy from a nearby paranormal person of any size
34. The sound of a small diameter wind approaching and encircling you, then dissipating harmlessly, but no leaves or dust blowing
35. The sound of a bipedal, branch crashing, paranormal person running at you at night with no flashlight, that changes on the fly to very light twig breaking noise, as they change dimensions on the fly
There you go boys and girls! Have at it. Maybe you can add a few items to the list. Experience it instead of ridiculing it. It beats the heck out of any video game that you have ever played.
DeleteI think you have way to much time on your hands.
Wow, this ya-hoo says we have to much time on our hands? You gotta be kiddin me.
Delete36. Horse mane braiding. It is pretty messy but it happens.
ReplyDelete37. Have a heavy hand placed on your shoulder, while standing out in the dark forest. And when you spin around, there is nothing there.
38. Hear growling that only stops when you shine a flashlight in the direction from where it is coming, but you can't see anything.
Whew!
39. Hear footsteps parallel you in the brush as you walk along a road at night.
40. Hear travelling branch crashing in the forest as something invisible runs next to your vehicle when you drive slowly along a dirt road.
41. Hear a huge crash in the forest that is followed up with silence. But nothing can be seen. Elk, deer or bear would continue making noise as they run away.
42. Have something invisible, spend a couple hours harassing the neighbors dog at night, and then come racing back to your home for a rest.
43. Hear noise of something eating cereal inside of a closed cereal box. When you open up the box, there is nothing there.
44. Hear inflating and deflating noises come from a sealed beef jerky bag, that you hanged inside your tent. When you turn your flashlight on, the noise stops. But starts up again after turning of the light.
45. Hear a hand clapping sound come from a location in the nearby forest, where nothing can be seen.
46. Hear and feel low pitch infrasound that shakes the ground.
47. Hear the "beeping bigfoot", where a bigfoot imitates the backup beep of a commercial truck. But it comes from a place where there are no roads.
48. Suddenly smell a pleasant flowery fragrance when out of your vehicle, than may be accompanied by the brief sound of giggling.
49. Have something valuable disappear from your pocket, only to be found in a place that you never put it there.
50. Here a dripping sound come from the middle of a room that has no nearby pipes, and no leaky roof.
51. Take a picture of eyes in the forest, that are not connected to a visible body.
Majician David Blane has mastered the Bigfoot paranormal abilities and skills. All his mind blowing tricks, like floating, or pushing his arm through solid glass, or putting a special card on top of the deck, rely on some paranormal skill that the Bigfoot people already have.
ReplyDeleteHistorical figures who have made public statements affirming the factual existence of Bigfoot.
ReplyDeletePresident Jimmy Carter: Just after he left office, he made a public statement on TV about the time that the Iran hostages were released, that essentially was, "Bigfoot are real. They are paranormal people. There are some people who do not want that to be made public."
Governor John Kitzhaber: When he was near the end of his second term of his time around as Governor, a complaint was sent to the Attorney Generals office about discrimination occurring in Oregon, that was directed toward people who study Bigfoot. Governor Kitzhaber soon answered during a televised speach that "Bigfoot are real". He may have also said something intending to discourage that discrimination in both the State of Oregon and in the court system in the State of Oregon. I am confident that he still holds that view.
Dan Rather: He stated on the national nightly news, words to the effect that, "Bigfoot are real, but if you tell anyone, they will call you a liar".
52. It should be clarified here in regards to the above list of fun things to do, that unlike your rivals at work, or a sports competitor, or a business competitor, the Bigfoot people would much rather be your best friend, than your worst enemy. You are the one that sets the tone for your relationship with them. It is your attitude that they sense and react to appropriately. In the above list, the persons who were either caused to pass out, or were temporarily paralyzed, where all packing a weapon and had recently programmed themselves to use it on a Bigfoot. I have had a weapon in my pocket on numerous occasions, and had no problems because I was not intending to use it on a Bigfoot. In all other items mentioned above except for the two mentioned here, the Bigfoot are having fun by just playing harmless games that are oftentimes meant to AMAZE YOU. Just like a magician. They are nature's magicians.
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