Check out this hilarious mashup parody of Finding Bigfoot by Phil Poling. After an intense night of howling and returned calls, the team can only come to one conclusion: It's a squatch!
My forty plus years of cryptid research for the United States government have shown they do howl at night. Often from a distance. Rare if they respond without provocation.
The Congo 1972 we did hear load roars at night that may have been Mokèlé-mbèmbé. It was no other animal such as a lion.
Mr. Moneymaker is doing entertainment. They have to play it up. Three thing will destroy a man, money, love of the grape, a wondering eye. Combined with fame and perspective is lost.
Oh shut up, you did not hear Mokélé-mbémbé. Just because you hear a strange sound in the woods (in a country that you don't really know much about), doesn't mean that it is the one creature that you are looking for. It could be anything! Come on man, grow up!
So the famous bill munns has FAILED to recreate a patty suit as per BobH's recollection.
Keep in mind that Bob had no hand in building the suit, and would not have intimate details of it for the short time he wore the suit.
Don't think for one minute Roger was thinking like a costume designer, because he wasn't a costume designer. Just a cowboy out looking for some quick modifications.
Because of bill's FAILURE (though he says the suit failed haha)to recreate an ambiguously described costume, he now confirms patty was real.
He also thinks the crease in a woman's asscheeks is a subducting thighline.
Folks, this is the kind of fraud and dishonesty that fuels the bleevers.
Bill Munns, you FAILED to build a Patty suit.
Despite your failure,Patty REMAINS a costume, and a very obvious one at that.
Yet you continue to take the gullible for a ride.
Munns, you are officially part of the problem and not part of the solution.
Lol.the suit.is.8.weeks.away?? So where has.it been.the last 40 years? Bunch.of crap. So many idiots claimed.to have worn the patty suit but nobody could.produce the original.. see.me.being a smart.individual.being.part of an.elaborate hoaxes possible the greatest hoax ever and Patterson owed me money.for.wearing.the suit. I would say listen.dude.pay me.or.I'm.going.public with the suit. Yes the.original suit. But nobody can produce such a suit. Let me.guess he gave it.back.to Patterson while he owed him $1000???.crap crap crap... how many special.affects technicians.have viewed this video and said a suit of that quality.would.be.impossible.for an.in.debt hillbilly.to.produce. I'm.sure.now.in.2012 a suit would.be easy to.make.but not then sorry you can't bust out 40 years later and.claim.oh I.found.the.suit.... squatches.are real.andthe day one walks up on.you you.will piss.your.pants
Only one man has claimed to be the guy in the suit.
Only one special effects guy has looked at the suit and declared it impossible to build. That same special effects guy, btw, hasn't worked in special effects in 27 years. He also has the attention span of a circus monkey. If a chipmunk crossed his path, Munns would spend the next five years working it as angle to bigfoot research.
Q: Why does Anthony Retardarino wear a gold neck chain?
Lol wrong 2 people claimed.to.wear the suit 3 special effects techinicians viewed the tape all.concluded same.
The fact that you feel.the need.to attack me just goes.to.show how pathetic you really are
Seriously just cause you have no real.proof that Sasquatches don't exist you feel.the need to say I'm a retard? Why because you can't admit then everything you.were taught about god and evolution.we are incorrect and the existence of Sasquatch proves this. Sorry fella good luck with your missing.suit
All that matters is this= Ranae is a resl scientist with a real PHD and has been in every one of these "adventures" with Bobo Cliff and Monkeyfaker. She still does not believe in Bigfoot, yet the guys attribute every sound sight and smell to this nonexistent creature.
All the evidence I need, thanks Ranae. Bigfoot is total bullshit.
Your another dumbshit clown who doesn't know what he's talking about.
Ranae does not have a PhD. She doesn't even have a Masters degree.
The reason Ranae even knows the BFRO people in Washington is because she saw a bigfoot the Olympic Peninsula years ago. Everyone in the WABFRO knows that, and understands that she was hired to play the skeptic. The best location on the peninsula known to the BFRO is in the area where Ranae had her sighting.
So you're totally wrong, and you should go play somewhere else, you shit-for-brains loser.
Hey Matt Moneymaker, the only "shit-for-brains" are those who fall for the ass clowns that think and promote Bigfoot is a real creature. There is more evidence for idiotic, gullible humans than a 9 ft tall thousand pound ape that leaves no trace, cant be photographed or caught or leaves no trace.
Poster is wrong about Ranae but not wrong about Bigfoot and yes she did say she doesnt believe in North American Primates and thinks her mind caused her sighting. Blind belief is the only real bullshit in this field.
Ranae doesn't know for SURE what she saw.....there's a big difference Matt Moneymaker. Stop lying so much. You are NOT a lawyer either. Tell the truth....
Well Melba closed her shop and produced no paper. Smeja shot two Bigfeet but has no proof, and just like Melba keeps promising it "soon". Rick Dyer presented us with a gorilla suit, a beaver leg, a fake leg bone and said it was all Bigfoot Evidence. Jeff Meldrum wrote a paper trying to tie Native Americans to Jew DNA in order to prove his religion. oh and he believes in Bigfoot. Then thers the Monkeyfaker shit to stir in.
The only "Bigfoot Evidence" is in the name of this ridiculous blog.
Denying the truth? LMFAO, keep it up, the looney toons might buy it BUT the people who matter WILL NOT. Why? Well because the people who matter live in reality and not in the land of whack-o's . But keep on buying/selling completely nonsensical bullshit if it makes you feel like "somebody", that's what loonies do.
Ooooh hostile.... lol I like the you tube video where the guy sets up his trail cam to they and get a squatch photo and it catches a Mexican taking a shit in the woods and when he finishes he realises there.is a trail cam pointed right at him lmfao
Grrr well the link is being gay because I'm.using a galaxy note but just you tube search Mexican caught pooping by trailcam and it will be the first video
I'm the only motherfucker in the world who was able to film a fake bigfoot, cram it down your collective taterholes and post about it from beyond the ded.
Trust me my minions, ole Rog pulled the wool over your eyes so far down your grandkids will have knee socks well into secondary school.
Beautiful. He needs adoration and he's getting well-deserved mocking for his nonsense. Excellent. A couple more seasons of the same nothing long after the novelty has worn thin and he is a joke with more than just those who've known, and South Park- a whore for fame and $.
Say what you want about him but he sure knows how to make money from absolutely nothing. Doesn't matter if it's real or not. If fact, it's probably more profitable if it's never proven. I'm sure he laughs the whole time he's making those fat bank deposits.
If a train left New York at approximately 10 am moving at 60 mph then at noon increased it's speed to 100 mph, approximately what time would it arrive in Chicago?
No no no no you don't. Not here. You don't get to do that here. Maybe you get to do that here, but what I'm trying to say is you don't get to do that here. Really. You are not going to be allowed to do that here. Try to keep the imaginary subject on topic.
Your question is a logical fallacy rammed up a strawmans arse. Bigfoot is real. Transformers shall rule the earth. I will litigate to the contrary.
The only bigfoots that exists are the ones that actually have them, literally. I have a big foot and a special place for all of the ones that believe this crap!
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
My forty plus years of cryptid research for the United States government have shown they do howl at night. Often from a distance. Rare if they respond without provocation.
ReplyDeleteThe Congo 1972 we did hear load roars at night that may have been Mokèlé-mbèmbé. It was no other animal such as a lion.
Mr. Moneymaker is doing entertainment. They have to play it up. Three thing will destroy a man, money, love of the grape, a wondering eye. Combined with fame and perspective is lost.
Oh shut up, you did not hear Mokélé-mbémbé. Just because you hear a strange sound in the woods (in a country that you don't really know much about), doesn't mean that it is the one creature that you are looking for. It could be anything! Come on man, grow up!
DeleteI am still waiting for real evidence..
I heard "load" screams in the woods at night once, but it was just my hunting buddy after a big feed of chili.........
DeleteJim Jungle, load roars at night are just the animals relieving themselves. It's natural, definitely not some cryptid.
Deletecryptids have to relieve themselves too.
DeleteThe knower here.
DeleteSome people have been posing as me and writing garbage all over here.
None of which is true. It is being made up every minute.
Ignore all comments.
You will see when the truth comes out.
It is 24 weeks away.
The knower.
What's 24 weeks away?
DeleteSo the famous bill munns has FAILED to recreate a patty suit as per BobH's recollection.
ReplyDeleteKeep in mind that Bob had no hand in building the suit, and would not have intimate details of it for the short time he wore the suit.
Don't think for one minute Roger was thinking like a costume designer, because he wasn't a costume designer. Just a cowboy out looking for some quick modifications.
Because of bill's FAILURE (though he says the suit failed haha)to recreate an ambiguously described costume, he now confirms patty was real.
He also thinks the crease in a woman's asscheeks is a subducting thighline.
Folks, this is the kind of fraud and dishonesty that fuels the bleevers.
Bill Munns, you FAILED to build a Patty suit.
Despite your failure,Patty REMAINS a costume, and a very obvious one at that.
Yet you continue to take the gullible for a ride.
Munns, you are officially part of the problem and not part of the solution.
The Knower here
DeleteThe Suit is now only 8 weeks away. Gimlin is running for cover over the coming Shitstorm thats about to take place.
Best Wishes
The Knower
Lol.the suit.is.8.weeks.away?? So where has.it been.the last 40 years? Bunch.of crap. So many idiots claimed.to have worn the patty suit but nobody could.produce the original.. see.me.being a smart.individual.being.part of an.elaborate hoaxes possible the greatest hoax ever and Patterson owed me money.for.wearing.the suit. I would say listen.dude.pay me.or.I'm.going.public with the suit. Yes the.original suit. But nobody can produce such a suit. Let me.guess he gave it.back.to Patterson while he owed him $1000???.crap crap crap... how many special.affects technicians.have viewed this video and said a suit of that quality.would.be.impossible.for an.in.debt hillbilly.to.produce. I'm.sure.now.in.2012 a suit would.be easy to.make.but not then sorry you can't bust out 40 years later and.claim.oh I.found.the.suit.... squatches.are real.andthe day one walks up on.you you.will piss.your.pants
Delete^^ The suit will never see the light of day.
DeleteI happen to know that Munns is planning on accidently throwing up on the suit and then inadvertantly torching it with a zippo and can of hairspray.
Bill Munns, boldly taking bigfoot research where no cartoon character has gone before.
To Anthony Retardarino
DeleteOnly one man has claimed to be the guy in the suit.
Only one special effects guy has looked at the suit and declared it impossible to build. That same special effects guy, btw, hasn't worked in special effects in 27 years. He also has the attention span of a circus monkey. If a chipmunk crossed his path, Munns would spend the next five years working it as angle to bigfoot research.
Q: Why does Anthony Retardarino wear a gold neck chain?
A: So he knows when to stop shaving downward.
Meldrum received a $61,000 grant this summer for Munns to do forensic work on the PG film....something will be produced I expect
DeleteLol wrong 2 people claimed.to.wear the suit 3 special effects techinicians viewed the tape all.concluded same.
DeleteThe fact that you feel.the need.to attack me just goes.to.show how pathetic you really are
Seriously just cause you have no real.proof that Sasquatches don't exist you feel.the need to say I'm a retard? Why because you can't admit then everything you.were taught about god and evolution.we are incorrect and the existence of Sasquatch proves this. Sorry fella good luck with your missing.suit
Show me the monkey or shut the fuck up.
DeleteLook in your panties and you will find the monkey.
DeleteYou won't find Bigfoot on the Internet Bozo! STFU anon 9:41!
DeleteYou won't find Bigfoot in the Real World either, Mulder. Keep on bleevin
DeleteAll that matters is this= Ranae is a resl scientist with a real PHD and has been in every one of these "adventures" with Bobo Cliff and Monkeyfaker. She still does not believe in Bigfoot, yet the guys attribute every sound sight and smell to this nonexistent creature.
ReplyDeleteAll the evidence I need, thanks Ranae. Bigfoot is total bullshit.
Your another dumbshit clown who doesn't know what he's talking about.
DeleteRanae does not have a PhD. She doesn't even have a Masters degree.
The reason Ranae even knows the BFRO people in Washington is because she saw a bigfoot the Olympic Peninsula years ago. Everyone in the WABFRO knows that, and understands that she was hired to play the skeptic. The best location on the peninsula known to the BFRO is in the area where Ranae had her sighting.
So you're totally wrong, and you should go play somewhere else, you shit-for-brains loser.
Hey Matt Moneymaker, the only "shit-for-brains" are those who fall for the ass clowns that think and promote Bigfoot is a real creature. There is more evidence for idiotic, gullible humans than a 9 ft tall thousand pound ape that leaves no trace, cant be photographed or caught or leaves no trace.
DeletePoster is wrong about Ranae but not wrong about Bigfoot and yes she did say she doesnt believe in North American Primates and thinks her mind caused her sighting. Blind belief is the only real bullshit in this field.
Ranae doesn't know for SURE what she saw.....there's a big difference Matt Moneymaker. Stop lying so much. You are NOT a lawyer either. Tell the truth....
DeleteWell Melba closed her shop and produced no paper. Smeja shot two Bigfeet but has no proof, and just like Melba keeps promising it "soon". Rick Dyer presented us with a gorilla suit, a beaver leg, a fake leg bone and said it was all Bigfoot Evidence.
DeleteJeff Meldrum wrote a paper trying to tie Native Americans to Jew DNA in order to prove his religion. oh and he believes in Bigfoot. Then thers the Monkeyfaker shit to stir in.
The only "Bigfoot Evidence" is in the name of this ridiculous blog.
The Knower here
DeleteThe Suit is now only 8 weeks away. Gimlin is running for cover over the coming Shitstorm thats about to take place.
Best Wishes
The Knower
Likes to stroke his cats penis. ^
Delete^is a registered child molester and defecates into the mouths of small forest animals.
DeleteLikes to lie to his mommy and spreads peanut butter on his little peepee so his cat can return the favor of stroking his penis.
DeleteNext they'll be telling us Ranae is gay or something to try and destroy her credibility.
DeleteRanae is gay and lacks credibility.
DeleteThe knower here.
DeleteSome people have been posing as me and writing garbage all over here.
None of which is true. It is being made up every minute.
Ignore all comments.
You will see when the truth comes out.
It is 24 weeks away.
The knower.
DeleteDenying the truth? LMFAO, keep it up, the looney toons might buy it BUT the people who matter WILL NOT. Why? Well because the people who matter live in reality and not in the land of whack-o's . But keep on buying/selling completely nonsensical bullshit if it makes you feel like "somebody", that's what loonies do.
we can find a guy across the world hiding in a cave but we can't find Bigfoot.
DeleteBack on Topic-----The Tarzan yell was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteCan we get new some.new videos this one has been out for quite some time
ReplyDeleteShut up, you can go youtube it yourself!
DeleteBest regards :-)
Ooooh hostile.... lol I like the you tube video where the guy sets up his trail cam to they and get a squatch photo and it catches a Mexican taking a shit in the woods and when he finishes he realises there.is a trail cam pointed right at him lmfao
DeleteLink?
Deletehttp://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F
DeleteThere is the link for the pooper lol
Grrr well the link is being gay because I'm.using a galaxy note but just you tube search Mexican caught pooping by trailcam and it will be the first video
Deletehttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nS8g3F4JXpw
Delete^virus
DeleteNobody wants to play tennis with me :(
ReplyDeleteI'll play tennis with you, mulder. I love to cradle your balls and feel your bigfooty backhand smashes.
DeleteHeck fellas, for twenty dollars you can join the preem section. We can all cradle balls and ride off into the land of make believe and unicorns.
DeleteSounds good to me kerch.
DeleteDid someone say crayon in pooper time?
Jesus H Christ a dead man can't even rest in the grave anymore.
DeleteListen up all you numbnuts: It was a fucking hoax. I was just trying to provide for my family.
If I'd known my ruse would attract such a sad pack of meathole bleevers I would have scrapped the whole plan and bought a shitload of scratch tickets.
Gimlin and I were pissing ourselves laughing when we filmed Bob walking across that sandbar.
And you idiots ate it up like taters.
Let me get the fuck back to being dead and accept that I fooled only the weakest of the weakminded.
I keep my poop in a jar.
DeleteI think Roger Patterson, or his ashes, are kept in a jar.
DeleteThe Knower here
DeleteRoger Patterson is ded
Best Wishes
The Knower
I'm the only motherfucker in the world who was able to film a fake bigfoot, cram it down your collective taterholes and post about it from beyond the ded.
DeleteTrust me my minions, ole Rog pulled the wool over your eyes so far down your grandkids will have knee socks well into secondary school.
So many fuckin idiots come to this site and say some retarded shit.
ReplyDelete"Bigfoot leaves no traces?"
Footprints, hair, feces. Nah Bigfoot doesn't leave any "traces"
we come here just to say stupid stuff
DeleteAgree. Bigfoot will be proven by the traces they leave.
DeleteThe Knower here
DeleteI may not know much but I do know that PROKILL is the biggest horse's ass in the tri-state area.
Best Wishes
The Knower
Is a legend in his own mind.^
Delete^likes to give blumpkins to her golden retriever
DeleteYour another dumbshit clown who doesn't know what he's talking about.
DeleteNuttier than squirrel turds and crazier than a shit-house rat!!!
Deleteprokill, remove lips from whackers ass.
DeleteStupid video Phil. Not that funny at all.
ReplyDeleteKeep denying the truth goofball.
DeletePROKILL=prolapse.
DeleteUses a ten penny nail as a butt plug. ^
Deleteprokill, remove lips from whackers ass.
DeleteI hear the brush a-poppin and shit.
ReplyDeletePhil needs to get a life And go outside to get some sun .
ReplyDeleteHow should I cook my taters tonight?
ReplyDeletea) mashed
b) baked
c) french fried
d) scalloped
e) Mulder's a douchey looney toon
^stuffed back into your vagina and heated to 98.6
DeleteI like my taters baked in fire coals served with Musky Allen in a white wine sauce.
DeleteMatt Moneymaker is the wind beneath my wings.
ReplyDeleteyou let moneymaker fart up into your meat curtains?!?! thatz just plain nasty. you gotta have some respect fer urself.
DeleteI can fly higher than an eagle.
DeleteI guess we all gotta mak money somehow during these hard times
DeleteWe got to move these microwave ovens
DeleteCustom kitchen delivery
We got to move these refrigerators
SY's gotta fix them color tee vee ee eez
That little faggot's got his own jet airplane........that little faggot, he's a millionaire!!
DeleteBeautiful. He needs adoration and he's getting well-deserved mocking for his nonsense. Excellent. A couple more seasons of the same nothing long after the novelty has worn thin and he is a joke with more than just those who've known, and South Park- a whore for fame and $.
ReplyDeleteMatt Moneymaker is the wind between my legs.
ReplyDeleteMoneymaker has the most intense personality you can buy.
ReplyDeleteSay what you want about him but he sure knows how to make money from absolutely nothing. Doesn't matter if it's real or not. If fact, it's probably more profitable if it's never proven. I'm sure he laughs the whole time he's making those fat bank deposits.
Delete"fat bank deposits" hahaha, Fat Hungrymaker isn't worth shit monetarily, he is a HOAXER!
DeleteI thought I heard a Mokèlé-mbèmbé as well. In the Congo in 1943. Tracked it four two years only to find out it was Johnny Weismuller.
ReplyDeleteBrush's a poppin, cork's a soakin
ReplyDeleteIf a train left New York at approximately 10 am moving at 60 mph then at noon increased it's speed to 100 mph, approximately what time would it arrive in Chicago?
ReplyDeleteNo no no no you don't. Not here. You don't get to do that here. Maybe you get to do that here, but what I'm trying to say is you don't get to do that here. Really. You are not going to be allowed to do that here. Try to keep the imaginary subject on topic.
DeleteYour question is a logical fallacy rammed up a strawmans arse. Bigfoot is real. Transformers shall rule the earth. I will litigate to the contrary.
Is hobosquatch on that train?
Deletelolz at mulder gettin trollz...he's all butthurt on the BFF.
ReplyDeleteButthurt On The BFF was my favorite Buck Owens tune when I was a kid.
DeleteHeeeeeeee Haaaaaawwwwww
The only bigfoots that exists are the ones that actually have them, literally. I have a big foot and a special place for all of the ones that believe this crap!
ReplyDeletelol, that was pretty funny. good job! (the OP)
ReplyDelete