Phil Breaks Down "Slender Man Caught On Tape" Video
In this video, Phil Poling exposes the recent "Slender Man" footage that surfaced in September. According to folklore, the "Slender Man" is a mysterious creature who stalks children. Two months ago, YouTube user unusualplanet uploaded a video claiming to have footage of the creature captured on a night vision trail cam. The uploader writes:
This video is from an outdoor trail camera used for hunting. The video is in two clips editied together. The first clip shows a deer eating corn in front of the night time motion sensor camera. The deer is startled at the end of the clip by something moving in the woods. There is a time delay in the camera; (it is set to go off 30 seconds between clips.) The next clip shows the deer has run off and something or someone is passing quickly through the woods. There have been multiple sighting in these woods of strange creatures for years. Can you help me identify the thing on this video? Please let me a comment or message!! THX
Here is Phil's breakdown of the video:
First bitches
ReplyDelete^confused and thinks his dad's uncircumcised penis is a lemon-flavored pushpop
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DeleteYou don't need to speak to someone in order to know they're bat-shit crazy. Anyone claiming mindspeak is incredible evidence is nuttier than a fruitcake. Just another wild ass bullshit claim that has absolutely ZERO evidence to base that possibility on. That's what habituators do.....make wild ass claims and NEVER show proof. They're freaking looney, all of them.
DeleteDenying the truth? LMFAO, keep it up, the looney toons might buy it BUT the people who matter WILL NOT. Why? Well because the people who matter live in reality and not in the land of whack-o's . But keep on buying/selling completely nonsensical bullshit if it makes you feel like "somebody", that's what loonies do.
Dude,
DeleteI can't even describe...
This, this right here... makes me turn away from bigfoot and anything related. It has come to THIS. Unless you're a Jan Carter. Then you might want to get some garlic for your buddy out back. yeah...
IM YOUR BACK DOOR MAN YEAHHHHHHH. Who here thinks Jan was getting a little something in return for the garlic?!!? hahahahahaah
Some moron is copying and pasting old comments from other topics. What a maroon....
DeleteLikes to stroke his cats penis. ^
DeleteDenying the truth? LMFAO, keep it up, the looney toons might buy it BUT the people who matter WILL NOT. Why? Well because the people who matter live in reality and not in the land of whack-o's . But keep on buying/selling completely nonsensical bullshit if it makes you feel like "somebody", that's what loonies do.
DeleteNo! No! I was first! I just dropped my FLIR!
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DeleteFour score, and seven years ago I came the the conclusion of bareback mountain. I had never come that long and far before, and ended up in that position. The slender man caught on video had nothing to do with it. He's innocent of all accusations, and we did not refapulate our longhorns together.
ReplyDeleteI reiterate, I did not have sexual relations with that slender man.
Monocles Lewinski had nothing to do with this act of deluded pleasure. The big lewinski definitely likes cubans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv4zyCbxAgA
The "Debunker" is profoundly wrong about it being superimposed. Watch the clip again you'll see that the dark figure walks "behind" all the limbs, twigs and leaves.
ReplyDeleteThat means that every single limb, twig AND leaf would have to be masked out so that the "dark figure" could then be placed behind them.
Could it be done? Yes. But not easily. And my proof is his attempt at faking it - it was terrible. Not to mention having to listen to his condescending tone while doing it.
Don't say it's easy - prove it.
Thank you Thinker Thunker!
ReplyDeleteNot "according to folklore," Slenderman was invented on Something Awful in 2008(?). There's not a single reference to it before then.
ReplyDeleteWhy does it look like comments have been removed above?? Could it be they are actually monitoring this site now? I know all the big egos over at bigfoot forums got their panties in a wad b/c some idiot trolls here were "impersonating" them. Oh! The injustice! Don't cave Bigfoot Evidence!! Stand your ground for free speech. It will all go away once the mormon gets elected. You'll have to post the angel moroni's teachings.
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Um...
Deleteextra returns in the comment box, not from comments being pulled. Keep making your parents proud, Libtard.
Delete^^^Pissy little nazi rimjobbing Adolf's taterhole.
DeleteWhen I go in the woods I have to wear this bee catchers outfit because ticks can't get you then, but I said you can't get lyme twice, but my wife got real mad and gave me what for. My wife says when I go into the woods to take a can with a couple qaurters in it and shake it really hard if a deer tries to get me with their antlers again. I'm pretty tough though, I got hit by a car when I was little and got right up. Now I'm smart not like before.
DeleteWhy is the fat man hatin' on the slender man?
ReplyDeleteTake a closer look folks, that is obviously a bigfoot. Blurry, can't really make anything out, out of focus, quickly walking out of frame, etc.
ReplyDeleteIs bigfoot camera shy or what? ... he always seems to be just out of range of the camera, or behind some lush plant or tree... you all need to stop posting videos like this, especially ones that have commentary that tries to make the viewer feel bat-shit crazy if you can't make out the 9ft bigfoot hiding in the fucken brush. It's videos like this that makes the rest of the world think that bigfooters are just big fucken morons.
ReplyDeleteuh, what?
ReplyDeleteWas that a waste of time of what.
Makes me want to say.
Polygrapher to Smeja: "Did you never ever think that a Bigfoot could, would or should never ever exist in the forest, never, ever?
Smeja: Yes, mama
Polygrapher: Obviously, he's telling the truth.
Can I have a sketch of that slender man?
ReplyDeleteThanks.
You can see the man is wearing a hat? sorry no slender man.
ReplyDeleteActually, a lot of the older mythos claimed that Slenderman sometimes wore a hat
DeleteWho was that masked man!?
ReplyDeleteThank you masked man!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you want?
I want Tonto the Indian!
What do you want Tonto for?
To perform an unnatural act!
OMG, the masked man's a fag.
I'm not a fag! But I've heard a lot about it and read a lot of exposes, and I want to try it and see how bad it is...just once.
Tell you what. Give me the horse too!
What the Hell you want that horse for?
(Smiles.)
Gaaad. He's a disgusting fag! Faaag, fa-ag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag!
(Rides off into the sunset.)
The Slenderman was invented that the Something Awful forums.
ReplyDeleteIt's a myth. In fact there's a soap opera about it called Marble Hornets.
You guys are all slenderfags
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