Phil Poling: Fence Climber "Bigfoot" Wears Pants?


Team Tazer's Phil Poling slows down the "Fence Climber" Bigfoot video from M.K. Davis and sees the bottom of the figure's pant leg flapping as he swings his leg over the fence.

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  1. I was wondering when MK would post this fence climber in blue jeans video........took long enough

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  2. Yes, Yes, I see, but still, with the preponderance of the evidence examined with the throw and speed velocity of the leg at 2mm per sec and width of leg to toe to arm ratio of the calculation necessary to clear the fence and size of the breasts from top to ground, well then the answer is obvoius to the casual observer.

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    1. Clearly, but modulo the photo-chemical emulsions, or the so-called "bleeding" if you will.

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  3. MK Davis should be commentating on Ten Pin Bowling in Albequerque

    "Thats a fiiiine striiike riiiight thuuuur "

    tc

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  4. Phil IS A JACK ASS>...

    PS
    SO IS Shawn....

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  5. That's a heel folks,not a pants leg flapping.

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  6. While I agree, it looks more like a person, that may well be hair "flapping" not a pant leg. Just as there is not enough information in the pixels to say it is for sure Bigfoot....there is also not enough to say it isn't. Could go either way, really. It would be better if we (I) knew the measurements of the fence height, and the tree, etc.

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    1. Jesus Christ. Don't any of you "analysts" read anything other than this half-assed blog? That retarded video was established as a hoax among a collection of hoaxes years ago. IT IS NOT REAL. THERE IS NOTHING TO ANALYZE HERE.
      Also, Anon 12:19 is right on. Shawn is a jackass. He has the TMZ of BF'ery here on this website. His big thrill is posting crap and then watching the feeding frenzy of comments it generates.

      Cheers!

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    2. 12:42 Let it go man. It is Mike Sells acting all squatchy and hoaxing us from beyond the grave.

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    3. Gotta love the yucks, baby. Just relax and let it wash over you.

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    4. 'The bigfoot here was 7ft tall, it tried to climb a pilon,
      1000 volts went up its arse and turned its hair to nylon!!!'

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  7. Looks like long hair to me and big feet, oh yea it's a hairy bigfoot !

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  8. Does Shawn have sugar in his tank or does he have a lisp ?

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  9. Phil Your wrong its Hair And You need to let it go and move on .

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  10. Who says a sasquatch can't wear pants? Now who's the asshole?

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  11. PHIL YOU ARE AN ASS!!! MK has made no claims and ask you to be the judge. If you see something else then comment but don't go on a witch hunt. Maybe your jealous because know one will trust you with a suitcase full of old VCR tapes to play with!

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    1. I completely agree with Anon 2:41! Well said!

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  12. I see London, I see France, I see Bigfoot wearing a hoodie and pants; good thing he ain't in Sanford, Florida and carrying skittles.

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    1. I dig bro. Whitey won't. Too busy licking the backside of some Morman's holy underwear.

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  13. First of all Phil Poling can suck my member - all the way down the shaft to where it meets my beanbag. 2nd he didn't expose shit in this video. Neither one of his "analysis" have conclusively proved shit. 3rd, Team Tazer can suck it. They suck, no one thinks they are the shit except themselves, and Shawn's a weirdo for being a Team Tazer wannabe. He makes a better alcoholic than he does Bigfoot contributor.

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  14. OK, who's the best squatch-ologist, for reals?

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  15. Bigfoot wears pants. That's one helluva discovery.

    ^^^^^At least one dumb ass bleever has thought that.

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  16. 'The bigfoot here was 7ft tall, it tried to climb a pilon,
    1000 volts went up its arse and turned its hair to nylon!!!'

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  17. You can also see the stitching on the jeans and the exact type of leather on those boots because the pixelation is just so abundantly clear.

    You just say whatever you want to see in the video and we'll go along with it, if it makes you happy.

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  18. this doesnt prove fuck all... One way or the other.

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