Team Tazer's Phil Poling slows down the "Fence Climber" Bigfoot video from M.K. Davis and sees the bottom of the figure's pant leg flapping as he swings his leg over the fence.
Yes, Yes, I see, but still, with the preponderance of the evidence examined with the throw and speed velocity of the leg at 2mm per sec and width of leg to toe to arm ratio of the calculation necessary to clear the fence and size of the breasts from top to ground, well then the answer is obvoius to the casual observer.
While I agree, it looks more like a person, that may well be hair "flapping" not a pant leg. Just as there is not enough information in the pixels to say it is for sure Bigfoot....there is also not enough to say it isn't. Could go either way, really. It would be better if we (I) knew the measurements of the fence height, and the tree, etc.
Jesus Christ. Don't any of you "analysts" read anything other than this half-assed blog? That retarded video was established as a hoax among a collection of hoaxes years ago. IT IS NOT REAL. THERE IS NOTHING TO ANALYZE HERE. Also, Anon 12:19 is right on. Shawn is a jackass. He has the TMZ of BF'ery here on this website. His big thrill is posting crap and then watching the feeding frenzy of comments it generates.
PHIL YOU ARE AN ASS!!! MK has made no claims and ask you to be the judge. If you see something else then comment but don't go on a witch hunt. Maybe your jealous because know one will trust you with a suitcase full of old VCR tapes to play with!
First of all Phil Poling can suck my member - all the way down the shaft to where it meets my beanbag. 2nd he didn't expose shit in this video. Neither one of his "analysis" have conclusively proved shit. 3rd, Team Tazer can suck it. They suck, no one thinks they are the shit except themselves, and Shawn's a weirdo for being a Team Tazer wannabe. He makes a better alcoholic than he does Bigfoot contributor.
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This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
bwahahahaha!!!! well done TTB!!!
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Deletelike there was any doubt you spineless anon
DeleteAnon 12:12 = cmcmillan
DeleteWrong Stank Ape,so wrong.....
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Deletewasn't me at 2:17, go check the IP addy.....
DeleteI was wondering when MK would post this fence climber in blue jeans video........took long enough
ReplyDeleteYes, Yes, I see, but still, with the preponderance of the evidence examined with the throw and speed velocity of the leg at 2mm per sec and width of leg to toe to arm ratio of the calculation necessary to clear the fence and size of the breasts from top to ground, well then the answer is obvoius to the casual observer.
ReplyDeleteClearly, but modulo the photo-chemical emulsions, or the so-called "bleeding" if you will.
DeletePhil>MKD
ReplyDeleteMK Davis should be commentating on Ten Pin Bowling in Albequerque
ReplyDelete"Thats a fiiiine striiike riiiight thuuuur "
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Phil IS A JACK ASS>...
ReplyDeletePS
SO IS Shawn....
That's a heel folks,not a pants leg flapping.
ReplyDeleteWhile I agree, it looks more like a person, that may well be hair "flapping" not a pant leg. Just as there is not enough information in the pixels to say it is for sure Bigfoot....there is also not enough to say it isn't. Could go either way, really. It would be better if we (I) knew the measurements of the fence height, and the tree, etc.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ. Don't any of you "analysts" read anything other than this half-assed blog? That retarded video was established as a hoax among a collection of hoaxes years ago. IT IS NOT REAL. THERE IS NOTHING TO ANALYZE HERE.
DeleteAlso, Anon 12:19 is right on. Shawn is a jackass. He has the TMZ of BF'ery here on this website. His big thrill is posting crap and then watching the feeding frenzy of comments it generates.
Cheers!
Shawn is the man!
Delete12:42 Let it go man. It is Mike Sells acting all squatchy and hoaxing us from beyond the grave.
DeleteGotta love the yucks, baby. Just relax and let it wash over you.
Delete'The bigfoot here was 7ft tall, it tried to climb a pilon,
Delete1000 volts went up its arse and turned its hair to nylon!!!'
Looks like long hair to me and big feet, oh yea it's a hairy bigfoot !
ReplyDeleteDoes Shawn have sugar in his tank or does he have a lisp ?
ReplyDeletePhil Your wrong its Hair And You need to let it go and move on .
ReplyDeleteEpic douchenozzle^^^^^^
DeleteWho says a sasquatch can't wear pants? Now who's the asshole?
ReplyDeletePHIL YOU ARE AN ASS!!! MK has made no claims and ask you to be the judge. If you see something else then comment but don't go on a witch hunt. Maybe your jealous because know one will trust you with a suitcase full of old VCR tapes to play with!
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with Anon 2:41! Well said!
DeleteI see London, I see France, I see Bigfoot wearing a hoodie and pants; good thing he ain't in Sanford, Florida and carrying skittles.
ReplyDeleteI dig bro. Whitey won't. Too busy licking the backside of some Morman's holy underwear.
DeleteFirst of all Phil Poling can suck my member - all the way down the shaft to where it meets my beanbag. 2nd he didn't expose shit in this video. Neither one of his "analysis" have conclusively proved shit. 3rd, Team Tazer can suck it. They suck, no one thinks they are the shit except themselves, and Shawn's a weirdo for being a Team Tazer wannabe. He makes a better alcoholic than he does Bigfoot contributor.
ReplyDeleteOK, who's the best squatch-ologist, for reals?
ReplyDeleteBigfoot wears pants. That's one helluva discovery.
ReplyDelete^^^^^At least one dumb ass bleever has thought that.
'The bigfoot here was 7ft tall, it tried to climb a pilon,
ReplyDelete1000 volts went up its arse and turned its hair to nylon!!!'
You can also see the stitching on the jeans and the exact type of leather on those boots because the pixelation is just so abundantly clear.
ReplyDeleteYou just say whatever you want to see in the video and we'll go along with it, if it makes you happy.
this doesnt prove fuck all... One way or the other.
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