Don't tase me, Drone! Is This Team Tazer Bigfoot's Plan?
Ever wonder how Michael Merchant and friends are going to bring down the Hairy Man and put him in a box? Here's one possible way to do it:
BREAKING: Finding Bigfoot Production Company Seeks Filming Permit In Virginia
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
GAY!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you just come out of the closet ?
DeleteI think its cool, but ive been drinking the Team Tazer Kool-aid :)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the grape! It's so good!
DeleteWhat do they think this is?...... The hunger games!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou should get your chick flick watching, metrosexual, sissy-boy ass off of the Bigfoot site. It won't fair well here.
DeleteAnd you should stop letting your brother play with your Taterhole!
DeleteIts a cool idea but technology is nowhere near good enough for this sort of thing yet.
ReplyDeleteAs if a bigfoot couldn't hear this thing coming. This is asinine.
DeleteHAHAHA! Mike and I have talked about this..I want to hang a real tazer gun
ReplyDeleteoff the thing!!
And your going to manuever this thing thru trees and branches? It won't work. If you think it will then show us by using it on a cow in an open field.
ReplyDeleteI reckon it's supposed to fly over areas, not in between trees. Anyway, Sasquatches will probably do what they always do to intruders or prey, throw rocks and knock these things out of the sky.
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ReplyDeleteIt looks really bitchin. I want one.
ReplyDeleteYou could make a mint selling these to high school gym teachers who need something to motivate their students to run that mile.
I sure hope it doesn't harm Mr Prime or his girlfriends on the team. Sure hope not.
Just what are you implying about harm coming to the ladies?
DeleteAre you a pervert?
I don't know why someone doesn't just use a good old fashioned poisoned blow dart to bring down a sasquatch.
ReplyDeleteNonexistent organisms are notoriously resistant to poison.
DeleteAre you a JREF footer pretending to be a skeptic ?
DeleteAt some point someone is going to have to explain just what happened between the footers here and the JREF. These JREF boogeymen have gotten you footers all kinds of paranoid.
DeleteJREF are a bunch of debunking douch bags, 99% of footers are self deluding liars looking for a way to make a buck, and those things flip in the wind very easily. An RC blimp would work better.
ReplyDeleteThe JREF footers generally have a reputation as prolific liars. They're becoming known as the Creekfreaks of Bigfooting.
DeleteAnd thats gonna bring down a bigfoot just give me smeja with a 25-06 game over.
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