This Is What It's Like To Go Bigfooting With Team Tazer Bigfoot
Check out this awesome episode of Team Tazer Bigfoot joining forces with the Maine Ghost Hunters to hunt for Bigfoot. It's 42 minutes long so you might want to watch it after our podcast tonight.
I agree that tranquilizing one would be the best route. However, how do find one and get close enough to hit it with a tranquilizer dart? Then there's the tracking of the animal before it goes down after being darted.
Maybe some type of tranquilizer dart booby trap. When a sasquatch get close, it sets off a dart with a tracking device on it.
Are you kidding? They can't even get a pic from a trail cam, let alone booby trap one to shoot a dart. Even if they did, the tracking device would probably lead to their neighbors house.
I went bigfooting with team tazer one time. They got me drunk and when I woke up the next day my buthole was hurting and there was this gooey substance all over my tent. I cant wait to go back! Al
I don't get it. Is this group trying to taze bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteNo, just fry him.
DeleteBigfoot: Don't taze me bro!
DeleteI suppose the name Team Fry Bigfoot doesn't have the same ring to it.
DeleteI guess you are right.
DeleteUnless you are a Futurama fan and Team Zoidberg Bigfoot doesn't have the same ring to it.
DeleteAnd who says tat.erhol.s are not important to bigfoot hunting .lol
ReplyDeleteI'm a travelen man. Just got back from Hong Kong. I got some world class Moo Goo Gai Pan hole while I was over there.
ReplyDeleteKing kong in hong kong playing pigpong with his dingdong lmao.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they need to taze a squatch.
ReplyDeleteBetter them than me to do the tazing.Who wants a600 pound cave man going ape sh,t on you.
DeleteYou'd have to hit the squatch with a lot of juice from the tazer. If it doesn't bring it down, then your arm is probably gonna come off.
DeleteI say tranqualize one, use the same dose as you wuld a 600 to 800 pound animal.
ReplyDeleteI agree that tranquilizing one would be the best route. However, how do find one and get close enough to hit it with a tranquilizer dart? Then there's the tracking of the animal before it goes down after being darted.
DeleteMaybe some type of tranquilizer dart booby trap. When a sasquatch get close, it sets off a dart with a tracking device on it.
Are you kidding? They can't even get a pic from a trail cam, let alone booby trap one to shoot a dart. Even if they did, the tracking device would probably lead to their neighbors house.
DeleteLOL. The tracking dart leads to the body of an unconscious park ranger.
DeleteThats better than killing one.You could get samples of every thing,then run like hell before he wakens.
ReplyDeleteThere must be a corrupt bigfoot out there somewhere you can bribe to stand in front of the camera.
ReplyDeleteBack-up Chicken Lol!
ReplyDeleteIt's hard not to like this guy.
I went bigfooting with team tazer one time. They got me drunk and when I woke up the next day my buthole was hurting and there was this gooey substance all over my tent. I cant wait to go back!
ReplyDeleteAl